OT: Philadelphia Phillies: Corona Season: Will We Finish?

[dragonoffrost]

If Iglesias is the closer next year whoever is the Manager/Pitching Coach should be shot. Put AG in that role.

Iglesias makes the Phillies bullpen look normal

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Holy bomb by Luis Robert.

 

[Cody Webster]

This A's Sox's game might not end until midnight.

Holy shit this game is taking forever. That's what happens when you "starter" goes 2/3 of an inning and your rookie gets hurt after also going 2/3 of an inning

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Tatis and Machado.

 

[Cody Webster]

Tatis and Machado.

Now Willy Myers

 

[Cody Webster]

And Tatis again

 

[Prongo]

That f***ing bat flip. Beautiful.

 

[Cody Webster]

And then f***s up in the field

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Padres are fun. The Phillies are not.

 

[DancingPanther]

If only Sixto wasn't fat. Everyone knows slightly overweight baseball players are never successful

 

[dragonoffrost]

If only Sixto wasn't fat. Everyone knows slightly overweight baseball players are never successful

 

[dragonoffrost]

Tatis and Machado.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

If only Sixto wasn't fat. Everyone knows slightly overweight baseball players are never successful

If he stays healthy, there's no ceiling on how poorly it can turn out.

 

[DancingPanther]

If he stays healthy, there's no ceiling on how poorly it can turn out.

I'm concerned about his fitness

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Why did you guys trade him?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm concerned about his fitness

My time here is a constant dance of, "Am I forgetting a reference?" vs "Can I just not read the stupidity?"

Why did you guys trade him?

It was in the Realmuto trade. Please note that he's probably walking in free agency.

 

[DancingPanther]

My time here is a constant dance of, "Am I forgetting a reference?" vs "Can I just not read the stupidity?"



It was in the Realmuto trade. Please note that he's probably walking in free agency.

Just assume sarcastic shitpost when you see my avatar. It's been 10,000 posts of this

There's no ceiling on how bad this WILL turn out, by the way.

I understand the Phillies were faced with the choice of Sixto or Howard and they chose Sixto because of fitness concerns

 

[DancingPanther]

Why did you guys trade him?

Because we needed a rental player for 2 seasons to get us over the almost .500 hump

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I would rather be in perpetual rebuild mode than trade a prospect and watch him flourish somewhere else. I'm not even sure whether I am joking or not.

 

[DancingPanther]

I would rather be in perpetual rebuild mode than trade a prospect and watch him flourish somewhere else. I'm not even sure whether I am joking or not.

I would too, and I'm not joking. Especially when the team that traded him was also in rebuild mode

 

[wankstifier]

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He's about to be Ninety-Sixtoed, amirite?

 

[DancingPanther]

Man these cubs hitters suck

 

[wankstifier]

We're due for a Marlins WS

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We're due for a Marlins WS

Well they’ve never lost a playoff series.