News: Phil Kessel working out with the Canucks

[La Bamba]

It makes no sense but I want Kessel on the Oilers for his ‘energy’

 

[Donuts]

kessel to blackhawks 14x1
Playoffs baby

 

[God]

Man I hope Nucks sign Kessel with Tochett's blessing. It'll be the beginning of the end to their work effort.

TheNumber4's reputation as a big-time trash-talker already was well established from his formative years in the Ontario League – and when Team USA legend and Hockey Hall-of-Famer Phil Kessel lined up near the Oilers board before a faceoff, The Number4 stood up and yelled at Kessel to get his attention.

However, in the two or three seconds it took Kessel to turn his head toward TheNumber4, hfboards veteran and star shitposter God stood up, reached around another hfboards poster, grabbed TheNumber4 by the back of the jersey and unceremoniously yanked him back to the seated position before he could utter another word.

“You do not get to talk to Mr. Kessel,” God said.

And that was that.

 

[TheNumber4]

TheNumber4's reputation as a big-time trash-talker already was well established from his formative years in the Ontario League – and when Team USA legend and Hockey Hall-of-Famer Phil Kessel lined up near the Oilers board before a faceoff, The Number4 stood up and yelled at Kessel to get his attention.

However, in the two or three seconds it took Kessel to turn his head toward TheNumber4, hfboards veteran and star shitposter God stood up, reached around another hfboards poster, grabbed TheNumber4 by the back of the jersey and unceremoniously yanked him back to the seated position before he could utter another word.

“You do not get to talk to Mr. Kessel,” God said.

And that was that.

Lol. Star shitposter. Im flattered.

 

[God]

Lol. Star shitposter. Im flattered.

I called myself a star shitposter. You're only ok.

 

[12ozPapa]

GUYS! There’s PERCOLATING interest!!! Do you get that?! It’s PERCOLATING!!!

 

[TheNumber4]

I called myself a star shitposter. You're only ok.

Well that’s just inaccurate then.

 

[David71]

Kessel, Tocchet reunite with Coyotes after trade from Penguins | NHL.com

Forward, coach had solid working relationship in Pittsburgh, won two Stanley Cup championships

www.nhl.com

 

[Zobitembois]

I want Kessel back in the league so bad I don't even care where he could sign.

 

[WPGDEVILS]

the jets could potentially use him to save our pp

 

[Double Dion]

Looking forward to the coach chippy video when he's signed.

 

[VainGretzky]

Come home to toronto

i want tk see Phil Kessel 4x Stanley cup Champ

He wins the cup and then drops 1000 wieners on Steve Simmons

Well he better not sign in Toronto if that's the case

 

[jetsforever]

Forgot he still hasn't signed
Hope he gets a contract

 

[LeafChief]

I hope somebody grabs him. Phil is an absolute treasure.

 

[Djp]

GUYS! There’s PERCOLATING interest!!! Do you get that?! It’s PERCOLATING!!!

sounds like the noise from coffee at a hot dog shop....

 

[Score8]

The bruins could use a guy with his physicality

 

[cannucky]

Probably the Flyers..they let the corpse of Yandle play to continue his iron man streak. I'm sure they'd do the same for Kessel.

Actually they healthy scratched him for one game to screw him out of his streak short of the 1000 game mark , then they played him every remaining game , a real douche move on their part .Otherwise he would have retired with the longest streak all time .

 

[Rebels57]

Actually they healthy scratched him for one game to screw him out of his streak short of the 1000 game mark , then they played him every remaining game , a real douche move on their part .Otherwise he would have retired with the longest streak all time .

Who gives a shit? He was terrible that season and didnt deserve to play at all.

 

[MajorLeaf]

Hot diggity dog get that Phil the Thrill signed already!

The NHL needs more hot dog Stanley Cup traditions none of this champagne stuff.

 

[Nemesis Prime]

phil is washed.

makes sense vancouver would want him.

 

[OysterForever]

One more year (spring) in Pittsburgh?

 

[Jacob]

All due respect to Kessel but I find it hard to believe the interest is from any team worth a damn and that the offers are anything more than league minimum deals at that.

 

[wetcoast]

I called myself a star shitposter. You're only ok.

You are being modest but back to the thread my beer league team offered him a contract of all you can eat Costco hotdogs and real Canadian beer along with this song being played on an old school boombox every time he scores a goal.

 

[Petey O]

phil is washed.

makes sense vancouver would want him.

Yeah because the Canucks' FO has definitely had a penchant for "washed" non-contributing players.