Seriously...It's like booting out a crazy room mate who bought the beer all the time, but never left, never cleaned, and pissed on the toilet seat every day without cleaning it up and laughed when asked if he knew he was doing this.
Cue the new room mate - doesn't buy a household's worth of beer, but doesn't allow a day go by without cleaning, is polite, isn't magnetically attached to the couch and the remote.
But all the other room mates can talk about in fond memory is all the beer room mate X used to supply...the piss on the toilet seat and the constant stench of beer fart was an acceptable effect of the bounty supplied, they'd say.