Injury Report: Petr Mrazek (Upper Body)

[geehaad]

Or he's dead.

Did someone shoot him in the head?
Did someone pump him full of lead?

(yeah, I realize I'm late to the party, but this had me thinking about Brian Regan's bit about humorous sympathy cards)

 

[A Star is Burns]

Should of kept Darling

FTFY

 

[LakeLivin]

Should’ve kept Darling

He's currently a temp with the Rockford Ice Hogs, so I'm sure we could get him back.

[I really don't need the sarcasm emoji, do I?]

 

[HisIceness]

Chop off his thumb and give him a robotic one, problem solved

 

[sheriff bart]

Should’ve kept Darling

 

[AD Skinner]

Oh, I'm not complaining at all. Just pointing out that sometimes, shutting down another team can also limit scoring. As they get more games under their belts, I suspect it will even out some.

I'll take wins any day of the week, regardless of how they get them.

For sure. Definitely not trying to argue. What they're doing is working

 

[tarheelhockey]

Did someone shoot him in the head?
Did someone pump him full of lead?

No, they killed his career instead.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

What’s David Ayres up to these days?

 

[Ghost of Ethan Hunt]

Hoping Mrazek recovers 100% asap.

In the interim

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Petr posted a story on IG that he was headed to Vail, CO for surgery. His girlfriend, Sara Olivova, also posted a pic from an airplane window of the Rockies. Anybody know of any hand/finger specialists in Vail?

 

[SlavinAway]

Petr posted a story on IG that he was headed to Vail, CO for surgery. His girlfriend, Sara Olivova, also posted a pic from an airplane window of the Rockies. Anybody know of any hand/finger specialists in Vail?

This time of year could be a lot of them there...

 

[Canes]

Should’ve kept Darling

 

[A Star is Burns]

I almost posted this for the suggestion that we might look at DeAngelo yesterday, but it was being too much of a PITA on mobile.

 

[Canes]

I almost posted this for the suggestion that we might look at DeAngelo yesterday, but it was being too much of a PITA on mobile.

It's too bad they can't make a spin off show or movie about Lawrence. One of the GOAT minor characters of any movie.

 

[Novacane]

Petr posted a story on IG that he was headed to Vail, CO for surgery. His girlfriend, Sara Olivova, also posted a pic from an airplane window of the Rockies. Anybody know of any hand/finger specialists in Vail?

so that leaves amputation or....?

 

[Dishface]

So when do we shoot McCormick into the the sun??

 

[To Be Determined]

mrazek is nhl's ronnie lott confirmed

 

[DaveG]

Petr posted a story on IG that he was headed to Vail, CO for surgery. His girlfriend, Sara Olivova, also posted a pic from an airplane window of the Rockies. Anybody know of any hand/finger specialists in Vail?

Not sure about hand specialists specifically but they have some of the best orthopedic surgeons in the world out there especially this time of year.

 

[MinJaBen]

Not sure about hand specialists specifically but they have some of the best orthopedic surgeons in the world out there especially this time of year.

Statistically speaking, the most common injury from skiing is wrist and thumb fractures. Not the legs like you might imagine. So going to vail for his injury checks out.

 

[tarheelhockey]

so that leaves amputation or....?

 

[Canes]

so that leaves amputation or....?

If it comes down to it I can dig this somewhere out of my attic for Mrazek. Difficult to part with one my christmas presents from 1995, but if it's for the greater good...

 

[CanesFanBudMan]

so that leaves amputation or....?

Lash it to me arm

 

[MinJaBen]

If the hand is not behaving, there are solutions...

 

[LakeLivin]

Lash it to me arm

I've obtained a picture of the medical supplies to be used by the orthopedic surgeon in Vail.

 

[Lempo]

I've obtained a picture of the medical supplies to be used by the orthopedic surgeon in Vail.

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Ah, vi meet again, doctor MacGyver.