Post-Game Talk: |Pens vs Rangers | loss | Blowout loss

[BusinessGoose]

I think he's going to walk, go to a team that has a coach that knows what defense is, and probably make the Pens look like fools.

If i was an UFA im 1000% testing the market this summer.. The f*** would I want to lock into this mess

Gutted for Geno and Tanger

Didn't really think the team would fall off a cliff like this

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Subban’s commentary is surprisingly measured and..I don’t know the word.. non-theatrical?

He was destined to be doing what he's doing now. And as much as I despised him as a player, what he's doing right now is good for the NHL

 

[Sidgeni Malkby]

A loss for words.

We probably shouldn’t make the playoffs so that we have a better chance of Sully and Hextall being fired in the off-season.

I’m usually a hopeful guy but man, it’s difficult these days.

 

[AlphaMikeFoxtrots]

That scene in Down Periscope where the boys start singing Louie Louie to trick the enemy sub into believing they are fishing vessel is so good.

Why can’t Sully think out of the box like Commander Dodge

You know what, that's due for a rewatch.

 

[TKalltheTime]

They are exactly who we thought they were…

 

[The GM]

Good thing pens have all those games on hand

 

[Coastal Kev]

Nothing any of those players can do when their roster was constructed with so many flaws while be led by an arrogant idiot.

The genesis of this debacle started when Sully won the power struggle over JR and they hired a weak yes man as GM.

I am officially applying for a position in the front office. FSG, PM me on Monday and we'll work out the compensation.

 

[Andy99]

This guy is a former goalie, folks…

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Who would have thought, our success hinged on Pettersson

They don't call him the Dragon for nothin. His absence is dragon us down

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

The best way to wash a stanky butthole that was that game is to watch the 1995 jungle adventure classic Congo, that movie always cheers me up hen I'm in a bad mood or going through some hard times.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

A loss for words.

We probably shouldn’t make the playoffs so that we have a better chance of Sully and Hextall being fired in the off-season.

I’m usually a hopeful guy but man, it’s difficult these days.

That's a lot of words for someone at a loss for words. I agree though.

Sorta atleast. I want to make the playoffs just to see us maybe pull something out of our ass. But I also think missing would benefit us more

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Who would have thought, our success hinged on Pettersson

We put our faith in Blast Hard-Cheese.

 

[NewAgeOutlaw]

The best way to wash a stanky butthole that was that game is to watch the 1995 jungle adventure classic Congo, that movie always cheers me up hen I'm in a bad mood or going through some hard times.

 

[FlightlessBird]

 

[ronduguayshair]

This guy is a former goalie, folks…

A tennis player could have figured that out.

 

[Sidgeni Malkby]

That's a lot of words for someone at a loss for words. I agree though

Lol…
I’m just dejected.

Tarasenko and Kane vs Granlund and some parts. Great f***ing job Haxjerk!

 

[Turin]

Mike Sullivan. One playoff win in 5 years.

Soon to be 6.

Yea and he should probably be fired.

But the last two years the Pens played well enough to win those series handedly and didn't due to goaltending. There was not one series from 2010-2014 where the Pens played good hockey. They won whatever series they did because of their star players and despite their style of play.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

The Rangers didn’t look good in the early first but a couple semi-leaky goals deflated us and also allowed the Rangers to play the way they wanted to and that’s it.

So basically status quo from our goaltending most of this season.

 

[Gurglesons]

lol.

 

[ZorkEnchanter]

You guys are all doom and gloom...

Once our HBK 2 line heats up... we are going all the way baby!

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

A tennis player could have figured that out.

Are tennis players not allowed to understand other sports?

 

[Andy99]

The thing is if you gave all of our important players a dose of truth serum they would tell you that they play these stinker of these games because they know they can’t win with the goaltending they have and the D they have that can’t transition the puck or score goals, and with the lack of scoring from the bottom six…so they give up

 

[SomeDude]

Good thing pens have all those games on hand

The hand:

 

[Gurglesons]

Yea and he should probably be fired.

But the last two years the Pens played well enough to win those series handedly and didn't due to goaltending. There was not one series from 2010-2014 where the Pens played good hockey. They won whatever series they did because of their star players and despite their style of play.

We lost the series. We played well enough to win some of the series we lost under Bylsma too. Who gives a shit at this point?

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Also can't wait to hear Sullivan's spin on this and how they've gotta learn from this embarrassing defeat.

Apparently they need to be pantsed 100 times in a school year before they learn to be embarrassed by it.