Darth Vitale
Dark Matter
(OK swap the teams... close enough for a google quick search!)
Questions that need answering:
If we lose a third game in a row, will the ancient aliens return and cull the weak hockey players from our midst, as they were alleged to have done in 1817 in Canada?
If Geno scores a hat trick, will the masses lay appreciation wreaths and sing songs at his doorstep upon his return?
If MAF shuts out the Leafs is he better than Reimer?
Please help me to understand... I can't take it anymore!