Benedict Parisechuk
Army of Pandolfo's
We must lead the league in moral victories. Gold stars and silver linings for everyone!!! Take the next few practices off, you deserve it.
Shut up, take the boos, suck it up, gut it out, stop using excuses for every god damn thing that happens and win a ****ing game in front of your fans. The we tried hard, didn't have any luck, sad sack, poor me, loser attitude seems rampant now. Between Pete and the players just lacing em up and trying is good enough for them. Gomez is the only guy who actually seems concerned.
Where's the flying jelly jars, where's the bench throwing, where's the garbage can smashing, where's the skates flying across the locker room?!?!
They're probably out now celebrating a we tried hard moral victory dinner, followed by the Gold Star sticker ceremony and to finish this wonderful night out, a team building pillow fight at Sal's house.
Their all out celebrating in the ball pit at Chuck-E-Cheese, participation trophies in hand. Hey, they outshot an opponent and put "pressure" on the opposing goalie. Their all winners!