Ottawa Senators Appoint Nicolas Ruszkowski as COO
How does everyone feel about this?
The team definitely needed help in the PR department, but I wonder if there aren't other departments that needed it more. Nevertheless, it appears like a good hire.
Ha!!! Talk about a job destined for failure! Let's see how his meeting with Dorion went:
PD - OK, congratulations on the new job.
NR - Thanks, I'm really excited about it.
PD - Great. Now, your job is to get fans excited to come to the rink and here is what I've done to help you - I've traded away the best Defenseman to ever play the game and I got a 3rd liner and mediocre D-man to take his place; I shipped out our biggest scoring threat because his girlfriend was toxic and no-one seemed to notice during the 4 months of the season. I got the best return I could for him and then the guy I traded him too - the guy who screwed me in the Karlsson deal - turned around and got a WAY better deal a few hours later. And just a few weeks ago, more than 40% of the team offence told me they don't trust me and asked to be traded. Oh - one of the guys we traded was the guy that everyone in the city loved and thought would be their Captain for the next decade. And last but not least, our owner is insanely greedy and has no interest in spending any money on the team.
NR - uuuuhhh...and you want me to sell this to people???
PD - Not to worry, the fans are on board. Only one person has yelled at me in public!