Opening night roster surprises???
Thursday October 3rd. Sobotka not on the roster. As part of ceremonial opening night puck drop, Sabretooth pushes a button thereby launching Vlad Sobotka - wearing a 1999 Dallas Stars #22 Brett Hull Sweater and Rory Fitzpatrick's skates with a puck between them bolted to the floor - in a Sabres logo-emblazoned blue, gold, & white rocket to the sun.
Not counting for the orbital variation in the distance between the sun and the earth, using the simple average value taught in grade school of 93 million miles, and a plausible mean velocity of 20000 miles per hour for the capsule over the duration of the trip, the total transit time to the sun will be 194 days, meaning the date of arrival with the sun will be April 4th 2020, COINCIDENTALLY (I think not
) the final day of the 2019-20 Sabres season.
The rocket will arrive at 10pm / 2200 hours, immediately after the Sabres clinch the playoffs for the first time in 9 years.
Since Vlad Sobotka is the black hole of hockey, his arrival with the sun will destroy everything in our galaxy, along with our chance to finally watch Sabres playoff hockey.