GDT: Offensive Ineptitude at it's finest: Canes @ Flyers

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I didn't see a GDT or anyone signed up so I'll throw this out there. You can delete if if someone is doing an official one.

The Flyers and Canes have 74 goals scored combined. The Canadiens have 78 goals scored by themselves. There will be as much scoring as 2 blindfolded guys playing SuperChexx

VS.

The best part of this game will likely be Brindy's induction into the Flyers HOF.

Lineup:

E. Staal-Rask-Lindholm
Nordstrom-J. Staal-Nestrasil
Skinner-Nash-Versteeg
Terry-McClement-Malone

Liles-Faulk
Hainsey-Pesce
Hanifin-Slavin

Lack
Ward

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[HisIceness]

I foresee bad things happening in this game.

Also JFWP

 

[Stickpucker]

The offensive lines have changed quite a bit again.

 

[Lucky Lindy]

Due to Brind'Amours induction, the game starts 8PM, or 2AM here. Sigh....

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

the nhl.com preview for this game lists the nordstrom - j staal - nesty line as our top line, which is the funniest thing ever

 

[The Faulker 27]

the nhl.com preview for this game lists the nordstrom - j staal - nesty line as our top line, which is the funniest thing ever

Do we really have a "top line"?

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

So is Brindy's induction really going to move the game back 1 hour? That seems excessive, especially for a guy that hates public speaking like Rod.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

the nhl.com preview for this game lists the nordstrom - j staal - nesty line as our top line, which is the funniest thing ever

What's almost as funny is the Canes list that line as the 2nd line. Imagine, an NHL team with a 2nd line comprised of that.

Edit: now that I think about it, that's not fully at all. It's pretty depressing actually.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Simple Man as the music for Brindy's highlight film (Flyers feed). Fitting.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

wow. LeClair has gotten huge.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Brindy's little guy is getting bored to death.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

good bye, and it starts to snow, in the streets of mexico

good bye, i am left alone in the streets of mexico

 

[The Faulker 27]

Are all those kids from 1 marriage?

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Brindy's little guy is getting bored to death.

And his other kids look huge (height wise) His daughter is a reportedly a 6' volleyball player and the two boys looked like they towered over her.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Are all those kids from 1 marriage?

I think the first 3 are from a previous marriage.

EDIT: Yep.

Brind'Amour has three children from his first marriage: a daughter, Briley, and two sons, Skyler and Reece. Brind'Amour married for the second time on July 10, 2010, to Amy Biedenbach, a native of Raleigh and the daughter of former North Carolina State University basketball standout and former UNC Asheville men's basketball coach, Eddie Biedenbach.[6] Rod and Amy have a son, Brooks Edward Brind'Amour, born on December 19, 2011.

 

[Lucky Lindy]

If the team doesn't give their all for Rod tonight, they might just quit hockey.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Do we really have a "top line"?

adams//adams//larose

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

If the team doesn't give their all for Rod tonight, they might just quit hockey.

Maybe the Flyers feel the same way?

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Maybe the Flyers feel the same way?

they can wait for keith primeau nite tbh

 

[AD Skinner]

Little Brind'Amour was sitting in the perfect place to steal the show

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

By the way, after I graduated from college and took my first job, I lived in a house with 3 other similar age friends. It was a house that was way too nice for us and we didn't have the furniture to fill it, so we bought a Super Chexx bubble hockey for the formal dining room. I regret getting rid of it when we moved out as there were many drunken nights playing it.

 

[Unsustainable]

By the way, after I graduated from college and took my first job, I lived in a house with 3 other similar age friends. It was a house that was way too nice for us and we didn't have the furniture to fill it, so we bought a Super Chexx bubble hockey for the formal dining room. I regret getting rid of it when we moved out as there were many drunken nights playing it.

Now that you're older, you should buy one to remember the what it was like before electricity

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Now that you're older, you should buy one to remember the what it was like before electricity

What are you talking about? We had electricity. Running water though, that's a different story.

EDIT: honestly though, I do want to buy one, but we got ours used from a bar for a few hundred bucks. Now, they are almost $2000. I can't justify that.

 

[Joe McGrath]

Doesn't the puck need to reach the goal line to be icing?

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Liles got bailed out by Lack there.