Random media drone; ‘coach you lost but you are smiling, why?’
Coach BFC999 while hefting a bag of golf clubs: ‘thank you for reminding me. 1) I can get back to my golf game. 2) I used the biggest bastard strategy.’
Media: ‘The what?’
CoachBFC999: ‘The biggest bastard strat. Find the biggest prick in thee we playoffs and put them in the line up. Rd 1 E. Kane, Rd 2 M. Ktchuck I could not use Kadri but I had an ace up my sleeve: Corey Perry. I lose, so does Perry. I bathe in his pain. No matter what, I win.’
Confused media: ‘You are getting fired, aren’t you?’
CoachBFC999: ‘more time for the golf game. Excuse me I have a 10 AM tee time.’