I can say with confidence that 99.9% of the posters on this board couldn't knock even a marginal NHLer off the puck if they were given a whole hour to do so. I can't believe the number of people who claim marginal NHLers are "only in the league because they can [insert skill] ". They make the NHL because they are elite hockey players who can [insert skill] EXCEPTIONALLY well. Colton Orr, who I watched growing up, would dominate anyone on this board, probably even those here who were good enough to play college or Jr. A.
There are already many trolls in this thread, you win for being the least original and amusing.
There is a show called "Pros vs Joes" on Spike TV and one of the goals was to pick the puck up, skate past Claude Lemieux and put it into an empty net, with Claude trying to knock you off the puck. They all did it, took em a couple of minutes but they did it.
There was another episode where you had to put a puck past grant fuhr in 30 shots and one guy did it, but those guys couldnt even skate and just shot weak snap shots at him.
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As far as me? I dont really know. I could skate with the best of them, had deadly and accurate snap and wrist shot, I couldnt shoot a slap shot for a 1,000,000 bucks and when I got older I had no size at all (im about as big a Theo Fleury, just 145-150 lbs)
When I was younger I was at a hockey camp with a few former NHL'ers as the camp directors (Murray Bannerman, Troy Murray and a few other guys) and they were really impressed with my skating at 11-12, they told me I was a good 5-6 years ahead for my age and I had a specal talent and urged me not to play goalie because it would be a waste of talent, I was doing spin-o-ramas and such (I wanted to be like Denis Savard, I think i did pretty well as far as skating).
Well, I was fantastic by the time I was 15 but again I couldnt shoot a slap shot for anything but that was fine with me because I could skate circles around the D and goalies. That was pretty much the end of it for me as a player. I bet skill wise I could play AHL hockey excpet for the fact I still cant shoot a slap shot for anything and the fact if I was hit I would fly or slide 6 feet. So in the long run, I have no size and cant shoot a slap shot, BUT I have phenominal skating, passing and stick handling ablility with over average hockey sense. Not to mention Im from Chicago and we had almost no hockey programs around here when I was younger to even get better at what I lacked as a player. It wouldnt havent matterd anyways because they cant teach size anywhere.
On the other side of the coin I was quite good at baseball and I was even offered a minor league contract, which I turned down because I could make more money working then playing ball. Besides I didnt want to spend my early adult life riding around on a bus with big leauge dreams. I was good but I knew I was never going to the show, Maybe if everything went as projected I would be a good AAA player, that might have seen an emergency call up a couple time in my life in the pros.