NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[BiggE]

Do they come with the same scent of bad decisions and regret that the beer does?

Yeah, but that version costs more.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I was rewatching ST: V last year and at least once in every season, there was a person I had to Google with "did he/she actually have a cameo in Star Trek??"

Jason Alexander was on an episode shortly before the Rock. That was surprising.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

As the entire Quackverse is aware, the Quebec Lapins are all about aesthetic pleasure - we find all the talk about money and profit to be painfully misguided. Having said that, the Lapins think that no household is complete without at least one shower curtain and two bedspreads from the TryHardGarbage shop, which we know for a fact ships as far as Thailand! Jk, you don't have to do that ... as long as you don't mind being a human loser ...

Anyway, our team may or may not ever turn a profit (spoiler alert: we will, our drafter won't), but since we are about things like beauty and speed and pleasure and sweet lovemaking, we know for a fact that we have KILLED this draft according to our principles, and according to everything else HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Isn't that right COMIQUES DU HAHAHA!

We couldn't resist this f***ing thing. It is gorgeous, with an unusual but kick-ass color. And it flies like a motherf***er. And oh, you better believe that it has been modernized and tricked the f*** out on the inside - I'm talking about rockets, rail guns, armor plating, air conditioning, et motherscrunching cetera, with ZERO effect on its top speed.

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Team Automobile - Saga Noren's 1977 Olive Green Porsche 911 S from "Bron/Broen" ("The Bridge")

@Young Sandwich

My favourite show that I found on Netflix ever. And it was taken off of Netflix Canada shortly after I watched it, so I couldn't even share the greatness with my friends.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Fascists' Team Message Board Poster: Mango himself, hatcher.

@ajgoal

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Fascists' Team Message Board Poster: Mango himself, hatcher.

@ajgoal

You are in to continue, yes?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

My favourite show that I found on Netflix ever. And it was taken off of Netflix Canada shortly after I watched it, so I couldn't even share the greatness with my friends.

Don't you think that car stands out every time it's on screen? I couldn't take my eyes off it.

 

[kudymen]

Jason Alexander was on an episode shortly before the Rock. That was surprising.

Yes that was probably the weirdest google hit I recall

 

[ajgoal]

Given the selections rolling in from other teams threatening a run, LA is re-ordering its draft board in order to ensure that this selection doesn't get sniped. Discovered deep in the heart of Europe, our next pick is well known for excellent taste. Despite a simple background, it is impossible to argue with the the pedigree. Take a giant, pork cutlet, bread it, fry it, and stick it on a token bun with a leaf of lettuce and maybe some cheese. LA selects as its sandwich, the Schnitzelbrötchen.

Now, to be clear, this isn't the Americanized, foodie take on these glorious delicacies. There is no garlic aioli or other such nonsense here. If you are walking around with one of those bastardized versions in our house, you might just get shanked.

@Hollywood Couturier

 

[mja]

Are you interested? We have to see if anyone drops out - if so, you could take over that franchise. Or possibly add a new franchise. You would be most welcome - we just have to see how is best to do it.

I think I'd prefer a new team that I can really build from the ground up. I already have a name and team philosophy in mind. You have an easy to read spreadsheet of everything that's been drafted so far? Because I just tried looking at the first couple of posts and my brain melted.

He would balance out @Striiker's new expansion team.

Yep, that coward is getting dragged in here eventually, one way or another.

I'd relish the opportunity take on @Striiker as an expansion rival.

 

[ajgoal]

Got to say, message board poster is giving me agita. So I am now accepting applications.

 

[Starat327]

Got to say, message board poster is giving me agita. So I am now accepting applications.

You're too late. Smart people grabbed the good ones early.

 

[BernieParent]

Day 3 brings this thread the woolrus

So that's what they mean by sailors' yarns! #DadJokes

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I think I'd prefer a new team that I can really build from the ground up. I already have a name and team philosophy in mind. You have an easy to read spreadsheet of everything that's been drafted so far? Because I just tried looking at the first couple of posts and my brain melted.

I don't have one yet, but I am working on it - it's just going to take a little while. I'd prefer you to start a franchise also, and I'd like to design shit for it. We just have to confirm a few things, but consider yourself in.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Got to say, message board poster is giving me agita. So I am now accepting applications.

There’s nothing that says you can’t draft someone with a team. If you trust them.

I also have some leftover ideas if you get stuck. Hearing some names might jog a memory.

 

[BernieParent]

Given the selections rolling in from other teams threatening a run, LA is re-ordering its draft board in order to ensure that this selection doesn't get sniped. Discovered deep in the heart of Europe, our next pick is well known for excellent taste. Despite a simple background, it is impossible to argue with the the pedigree. Take a giant, pork cutlet, bread it, fry it, and stick it on a token bun with a leaf of lettuce and maybe some cheese. LA selects as its sandwich, the Schnitzelbrötchen.

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Now, to be clear, this isn't the Americanized, foodie take on these glorious delicacies. There is no garlic aioli or other such nonsense here. If you are walking around with one of those bastardized versions in our house, you might just get shanked.

@Hollywood Couturier

 

[Ghosts Beer]

You are in to continue, yes?

Absolutely

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The only one we are waiting on confirmation from is @GKJ

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Cap, response to your message will come at some point today.

On another note, got to use the Blackstone last night to do some hibachi. 10/10 would recommend. It was delicious. I can’t quite do a onion volcano yet but by the time we’re in the Megaverse HC Fieri’s Flavortown will have that experience rocking.

 

[GKJ]

The only one we are waiting on confirmation from is @GKJ

Seeing it through, baby. Although I may need some time on some of these esoteric categories

 

[JojoTheWhale]

They are good categories, right, and not "random weird piles of shit and chaos"?

Maybe it’s just me, but that reads as a compliment.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks will select as our Team Candy... Rolo. They’re an elite Candy that is without a doubt underrated.

@Lord Defect you’re up.

 

[Lord Defect]

John.

He would have been an awesome candy pick. God damn it.

He’s an owner. I was gonna pick him

 

[Lord Defect]

You have all been waiting to see which sandwich the Stay Pufts we’re going to select. Wait no longer. We will be taking a staple from everyone’s childhood.
The fluffernutter.

@JojoTheWhale good luck following this nostalgic deliciousness

 

[FlyerNutter]

You have all been waiting to see which sandwich the Stay Pufts we’re going to select. Wait no longer. We will be taking a staple from everyone’s childhood.
The fluffernutter.
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@JojoTheWhale good luck following this nostalgic deliciousness

Great Name

 

[ajgoal]

You're too late. Smart people grabbed the good ones early.

Oh, there are some good ones left. In fact, that's what worries me. Leaving behind a few good posters.

There’s nothing that says you can’t draft someone with a team. If you trust them.

I also have some leftover ideas if you get stuck. Hearing some names might jog a memory.

You would be high on the list if you weren't my arch rival. I have a number of good names in mind. It's picking one.