NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Dibs

YOSH! Thank you kindly, Starberry.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Noted.

For the final member of [LIVERWURST], the NJFZ select @Sombastate. Now, before you rush to tell me that he is ineligible because he is the Desert Ducks musician, he does not appear on the spreadsheet, and I declare him to be a fraud posing as some surely nice chap named Gregory Michael Davis. A fraud, I tell you! What proof have we that @Sombastate and GMD are in fact the same person? None, whatsoever!

I am dying on this hill! Mark it, dude!

@Hurricane28

No. Pick again, please. Between Operation Nervous Breakdown and everyone starting to audition to become Defect's sidekick, I'm not sure what's going on anymore.

 

[Asnito]

No. Pick again, please. Between Operation Nervous Breakdown and everyone starting to audition to become Defect's sidekick, I'm not sure what's going on anymore.

The Quackverse is becoming a communist utopia

 

[Lord Defect]

No. Pick again, please. Between Operation Nervous Breakdown and everyone starting to audition to become Defect's sidekick, I'm not sure what's going on anymore.

Maximum Chaos TM!

 

[Lord Defect]

Tossing a name out there for whoever needs one.
Panic in the Airlock

 

[Lord Defect]

Tossing a name out there for whoever needs one.
Panic in the Airlock

Damn. I like this one. Can I change my name cap?

 

[ajgoal]

No. Pick again, please. Between Operation Nervous Breakdown and everyone starting to audition to become Defect's sidekick, I'm not sure what's going on anymore.

Some people don't know how to play well with others.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Damn. I like this one. Can I change my name cap?

You can change it whenever you want, as long as you f*** off afterwards and never ask again.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@mja you are still up.

 

[Lord Defect]

You can change it whenever you want, as long as you f*** off afterwards and never ask again.

Alright cool. We would like our band to be called Asnito and use the font Winger used

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Alright cool. We would like our band to be called Asnito and use the font Winger used

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OK.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Beef Invictus what is going on exactly?

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus what is going on exactly?

I wanted to help so I locked it until you're ready. I am a benevolent ruler.

Also I posted anyway to assert my dominance, because I lied about the scope of my benevolence.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I wanted to help so I locked it until you're ready. I am a benevolent ruler.

Well, it would help if you trusted me when I said "Please don't post in here yet" since I need the first four posts of the thread. And it would help if I could actually finish creating the thread. But thanks for trying.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Well, it would help if you trusted me when I said "Please don't post in here yet" since I need the first four posts of the thread. And it would help if I could actually finish creating the thread. But thanks for trying.

I am going to malevolently fix this.

 

[Sombastate]

What proof do you have that @Sombastate is actually GMD, rather than some psychopath who has coopted his identity on this hockey forum and poisoned us with a horrendously bad music take?

When the hell have my music takes been horrendous?! haha

 

[ajgoal]

When the hell have my music takes been horrendous?! haha

He's just mad that you got Cobain right.

 

[Magua]

He's just mad that you got Cobain right.

Don’t you have to go buy Vanilla Ice tickets or something?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The SUPPLEMENTAL SUPERGROUP 2 SUPERDRAFT! is now open with @Young Sandwich starting us off.

@Beef Invictus please feel free to do an Ione Skye and say anything.

 

[ajgoal]

Don’t you have to go buy Vanilla Ice tickets or something?

No, but Winger is coming to town soon.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The SUPPLEMENTAL SUPERGROUP 2 SUPERDRAFT! is now open with @Young Sandwich starting us off.

@Beef Invictus please feel free to do an Ione Skye and say anything.

She has a weird skull.

 

[Lord Defect]

No, but Winger is coming to town soon.

For reals? @Asnito wanna go?

 

[mja]

No. Pick again, please. Between Operation Nervous Breakdown and everyone starting to audition to become Defect's sidekick, I'm not sure what's going on anymore.

This was spite. You wanted spite. I gave you spite.

@mja you are still up.

Leave it blank. In my head cannon, I rescue Cobain and @Sombastate is subjected to the most horrendous torture possible before an icy death.

When the hell have my music takes been horrendous?! haha

You, sir, are a charlatan, a fraud, a hipster doofus and I'm going to enjoy kidnapping you and performing a face off surgery switch with you and Kurt so that you're the one who gets launched into space while he writes epic bangers for the Desert Ducks.

@Hurricane28, still you

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This was spite. You wanted spite. I gave you spite.



Leave it blank. In my head cannon, I rescue Cobain and @Sombastate is subjected to the most horrendous torture possible before an icy death.



You, sir, are a charlatan, a fraud, a hipster doofus and I'm going to enjoy kidnapping you and performing a face off surgery switch with you and Kurt so that you're the one who gets launched into space while he writes epic bangers for the Desert Ducks.

@Hurricane28, still you

So you are sealing your Spite Supergroup and finishing the phase?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

For reals? @Asnito wanna go?

Bring a stool that he can stand on so he comes up to your knees.