NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FIVE! Part Two!

[DancingPanther]

Well after all that mess I came out on top and won $110 in my March Madness pool. God bless Baylor.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

In this version of #lore, my partial rival @Lord Defect now has a reason why his memory is for shit. Besides, you know, his overall defectiveness.

Your thing explains it, and also, I changed his "Oxygen" to "Lack of Oxygen," and that "brain," for lack of a better term, is for sure starved for oxygen.

 

[Lord Defect]

In this version of #lore, my partial rival @Lord Defect now has a reason why his memory is for shit. Besides, you know, his overall defectiveness.

What’s your team again?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Good morning, resting heart raters.

We just have one pick left in this phase, the Dealer's Choice II by @Hollywood Couturier - once my brother picks that one I will launch PHASE SIX!

F***ing Flyers, amirite? A whole nuther Flyers AGAIN tonight. Let's see if Inspector Clitoris goes out to injure someone, which would be even more stupid than just regular hockey.

Don't forget to promote Try Hard Garbage to all of your online personal and business associates. Hopefully we can all work hard to earn another stimulus check, because if you think about it, we are going to need some stimuli to get through the rest of the NHL season, amirite? F*** HOCKEY, I'M A BUSINESSMAN!

 

[Lord Defect]

Someone make a pick!!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Well this one may ruffle a few feathers (get it? that's a duck joke) but with our Dealers Choice selection the Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to select as our Team Quarterback... Justin Herbert.

Do your worst, Cap.

 

[Lord Defect]

Well this one may ruffle a few feathers (get it? that's a duck joke) but with our Dealers Choice selection the Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to select as our Team Quarterback... Justin Herbert.

Do your worst, Cap.

Please tell me that the football draft will not allow dupe picks from the hockey draft.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Please tell me that the football draft will not allow dupe picks from the hockey draft.

#Levels

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Well this one may ruffle a few feathers (get it? that's a duck joke) but with our Dealers Choice selection the Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to select as our Team Quarterback... Justin Herbert.

Do your worst, Cap.

Great pick. The perfect pick, really.

I'll go ahead and do the new thread now, but it will take a little while, so everyone hold on to your nards and don't do anything until I come in here and tell you to go please.

 

[DancingPanther]

Omg I'm first

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Omg I'm first

You can go when you're ready.

Mods leave this open for a bit please.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Damn. I would trade my Primeverse draft order luck for just one round of luck in the Quackverse.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm going to murder this f***ing server.