MeticulouslyDishevel
Registered User
- Oct 23, 2012
- 7,186
- 9
A few ground rules Tumbling...
1. If anything goes wrong in the game, or even just generally in your life, it's Bylsma's fault.
2. Tyler Kennedy is the worst hockey player in the history of the earth.
3. Joe Vitale is a god among men. Joe Vitale doesn't play hockey, hockey plays Joe Vitale.
4. You must constantly mull over who is better, Crosby or Malkin. Never appreciate that we have them both.
5. Wingers. More wingers. Wingers inside of wingers like Russian dolls.
If you stick to those rules, you'll be fine. Welcome.
I lurked these boards for several years before joining so that I would know the rules. I should have just asked....