Miscellaneous NHL Talk, Part Five (2018-2019)

[Strawberry Fields]

Jake, I don't talk about you much on here but I spent $45 to get your autograph and a picture with you last year. If that doesn't say true fan, I don't know what does.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

 

[Flyerfan4life]

that reaction face... 100% perfect

 

[BernieParent]

Dear Jake,

Please note that I've only ever defended you and made fun of people who blame you for things.

Love,
Striiker

You have Voracek pyjamas on at this very moment, don't you? And they aren't dry.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

You have Voracek pyjamas on at this very moment, don't you? And they aren't dry.

thats unsettlin in soooo many ways.. ewwww

 

[Striiker]

You have Voracek pyjamas on at this very moment, don't you? And they aren't dry.

The pajamas shot off me so fast they hit 88mph and went into the future, where Voracek is holding the Stanley Cup.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

The pajamas shot off me so fast they hit 88mph and went into the future, where Voracek is holding the Stanley Cup.

So you're saying Jake gets traded at some point in the future. What a shame.

 

[Striiker]

So you're saying Jake gets traded at some point in the future. What a shame.

Nope. He stays here and the year after Hakstol is gone, they win it.

He scores the cup winning goal, rips off his gloves, flips off the camera, and mouths "get a life deadhead".

 

[deadhead]

And I'll give him the finger back from Stockholm.

 

[pit]

And I'll give him the finger back from Stockholm.

I think I'm missing the reference here, but is this a joke about Stockholm Syndrome?

Bumblebee Pumpkinpatch stars as Dan Hakkenstolfuhrs and introducing newcomer deadhead as The Hostage in...

Absence of Reason.

 

[Embiid]

Sharks got spanked... Probably going to go ape **** on us tomorrow.

AMac is ready.....

 

[Sombastate]

Guys... Its Christmas.

 

[FatTugboatFlahr]

I wanna say it's usually like this. Maybe not this extreme, but high scoring in the first month or so.

Did you drop the gifs brah.

 

[RANKKA]

im okay with pickard now

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

That is a great helmet.

 

[Curufinwe]

Flyers mascot: Gritty

Flyers coach: Crappy

 

[David St Hubbins]

Flyers mascot: Gritty

Flyers coach: Crappy

Seven dwarfs?

PK Coach: Dopey

 

[TheKingPin]

Seven dwarfs?

PK Coach: Dopey

#3 dman: Falley
Backup goalie: Breakey

 

[David St Hubbins]

Flyers mascot: Gritty
Flyers coach: Crappy
PK Coach: Dopey
#3 dman: Falley
Backup goalie: Breakey
Promising Rookie: Benchy
HF Main Boards: Schlock

 

[FLYguy3911]

Did you drop the gifs brah.

f***. No. I'll get on it.

 

[FLYguy3911]

****. No. I'll get on it.

Actually my source is down. Dammit. He had a good one Saturday.

 

[BernieParent]

AMac is ready.....

MacDonald D tonight:

 

[deadhead]

I think I'm missing the reference here, but is this a joke about Stockholm Syndrome?

Nah, a joke about me winning the Nobel Prize the same time Jake gets inducted into the HOF.

 

[kudymen]

Striiker said "Cup winning"

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Can't wait to my third L betting against the Stars this season tonight.