OT: Merry Christmas

Rebels57

Former Flyers fan
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Sep 28, 2014
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Watched Rudolph and Polar Express with the little one already today. Then went and got beer. Now finishing up Home Alone 2 before leaving for the annual family Christmas Eve party. When I get home, ill be watching Christmas Vacation with a nice buzz. Tomorrow, A Christmas Story ALL DAY.
 

Foggy14

Registered User
Sep 13, 2017
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Merry Christmas!

I asked Santa for a Stanley Cup in 2018, and here's what I heard back:

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I'll probably get a sweater, instead. :xbg:
 

Strawberry Fields

12x Calder Cup Champs
Sep 29, 2017
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28,342
Central PA
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people. And I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head.

And I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?









...Merry Christmas all!
 

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