Hope Of Glory
Registered User
Part of me feels like I'm missing out but like you, I have zero patience for the learning process.
Most people that are jumping in right now didn't even go through that learning process. They just want to get rich, quick. Most of the time, that doesn't happen obviously. Usually, the more random people that don't know shit start talking about stocks, the closer we are to a crash.
But this could happen in 2 days or in 2 years, who knows. The US market is being propped up by the Feds so it could take a while. It's pretty much impossible to time. So the solution is to invest for the long term the money that you don't need right away. -30 to -50% in a few months doesn't matter at all if you're investing for 20-30+ years. If you're investing the money you need to pay your house, yeah good luck with that.
The simple approach if you don't want to learn anything: put a fixed amount of money each month in an ETF no matter if the market is in a good shape or bad shape. That's it. Don't worry about anything else. You'll have better returns than most active managers anyway. And with literally 0 effort, outside of quickly researching what ETFs are and why it's the best option for most individual investors with limited knowledge. But don't take my word for it, just look it up if you ever wanna learn.