OT: Let's settle this, Parayko's nickname

[2 Minute Minor]

So it is settled. Slapshot Jesus, Gooch, God, Parayshow, The Uke with the Nuke, and all the others are synonymous, but Colt 55 just makes too much sense.

No one outside this board will have any idea what we're talking about

I plan to use all of those.

 

[Robb_K]

I think your handle might be a good nickname for him. He's got some wheels and a lot of beef. Of course, it might work for Edmundson, too. Can you imagine JK and Panger talking about a defensive pairing of Gooch and the Meatwagon?

Better than "Stoney and Meatloaf"!

 

[Robb_K]

Don't you mean "Yute"?

No! His family is from The Ukraine. The Jutes (pronounced "Yootz") are from Jutland, in Denmark (from whence came Lars Eller).

 

[Vincenzo Arelliti]

No! His family is from The Ukraine. The Jutes (pronounced "Yootz") are from Jutland, in Denmark (from whence came Lars Eller).

This couldn't be more Robb - except if it was posted in the wrong thread.

 

[Robb_K]

This couldn't be more Robb - except if it was posted in the wrong thread.

I DID get that Bllueton was only kidding, referring to Joe Pecschi's pronounciation of "Youths". I even thought of responding thusly: "I ain't from Little Italy!" But, I felt that would have been too obscure.

 

[Colt 55]

Anyone notice that the vote total for Colt 55 is at 55%?

 

[Edgar Carrow]

Anyone notice that the vote total for Colt 55 is at 55%?

Illuminati.

 

[KirkOut]

Anyone notice that the vote total for Colt 55 is at 55%?

Your post was #55 in the thread

 

[Colt 55]

Your post was #55 in the thread

56. Mod please delete my prior post so I can have 55

 

[Robb_K]

Anyone notice that the vote total for Colt 55 is at 55%?

I would be nice if Colton would score 55 goals this season. Or score 55 Game-Winning Goals!

 

[Vincenzo Arelliti]

Need some Parayko-Illuminati photoshops. Elkraino, I summon you!

 

[Rizzo90]

BAM-BAM.... looks like bambam all grown up.

 

[Girth Butcher]

I love Slapshot Jesus. Others I'd consider...Hammer, Cold Stone Colton, Ice Monster. Slapshot Jesus is tough to beat!

 

[yogintheaveragebears]

With a slapshot that breaks glass and hurts goalies, we have to call him one of the original mighty ducks right? fulton reed? except he knows how to skate! And just remembered he Hates the Hawks!

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Shame Parayko doesn't wear the number 45....

 

[Vincenzo Arelliti]

With a slapshot that breaks glass and hurts goalies, we have to call him one of the original mighty ducks right? fulton reed? except he knows how to skate! And just remembered he Hates the Hawks!

I'm thinking Edmundson might be closer to Fulton Reed, but luckily we have all of Fulton's best qualities split between Parayko, Edmundson, and Bortuzzo.

 

[Jeeper]

Colt...because Parongerkinnis just doesn't sound right...

 

[Rizzo90]

Colton Glass-breako

 

[ManyIdeas]

Pronginnis

 

[KirkOut]

Pronginnis

Sounds like a VD

 

[ManyIdeas]

Sounds like a VD

A deadly one

 

[Linkens Mastery]

Colton "The Destroyer of Worlds" Parayko

 

[MtlBoxFan]

what about something simple like C-KO... kind of like TKO but C for colton and KO being the last 2 letters

CKO

He CKO's his opponents

I like P-KO.

 

[Vladdy the Impaler]

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=784325&navid=DL|NHL|home


1st line rookie D for Colt 55

 

[BlueDream]

Well "2012 3rd round pick" is now the front runner for me.

Thanks to the Penguins fan on the main boards for that nickname just because we wouldn't trade him for Patric Hornqvist.