OT: Let's settle this, Parayko's nickname

[Celtic Note]

I'm not against Colt 55, but his teammates call him Parry and Colt.

Parry or Colt.

 

[2 Minute Minor]

Colton Gosh Darn Parayko

(Which reminds me of a line from MST3K where they are making fun of this karate/ninja guy who just doesn't look that tough. "More like Jean Claude Gosh Darn.")

 

[Ranksu]

Can somebpdy explain what that 'gooch' means and pointing its nickname?

anyone?

 

[Edgar Carrow]

anyone?

It's the spot between your balls and your *******.

 

[Linkens Mastery]

anyone?

Probably better for you to UD it, than have someone explain it over the Boards.



NVM. Edgar already did it, haha.

 

[Ranksu]

thanks guys, now I get new nickname for Berglund, Goochy Tootsie Bertta.

Elky or aussie boy, please

 

[SirPaste]

Probably better for you to UD it, than have someone explain it over the Boards.



NVM. Edgar already did it, haha.

Haha yea I figured it would all get blocked out so it wouldn't help anyway, Edgar did fine though

 

[Linkens Mastery]

Haha yea I figured it would all get blocked out so it wouldn't help anyway, Edgar did fine though

That's also what I thought, main reason I never said anything. haha.

 

[OSA]

The Mountain

 

[Edgar Carrow]

 

[Linkens Mastery]

Looks like we have a Winner.

 

[Borderbluesfan]

Colton "Chuck Norris" Parayko??? The legend, the man!!!

 

[Vincenzo Arelliti]

thanks guys, now I get new nickname for Berglund, Goochy Tootsie Bertta.

Elky or aussie boy, please

Youtube "what is a gooch"

 

[Robb_K]

"Colt 55" is the best for the short nickname when referring to him in regular conversation as in "Babe" for George Herman Ruth. He had a secondary nickname (monniker), "The Sultan of Swat", as a "legendary name".

Parayko's short knickname should be "Colt 55". But his legendary monniker should be: "The Uke with the Nuke".

 

[Ranksu]

Youtube "what is a gooch"

I get the point, btw speechless 2MM. Didn't he 'created' this?

 

[KingBran]

Nic-Names should be short and not have too many syllables.

Shorten it to just Colt and that would get my vote.

 

[KingBran]

"Colt 55" is the best for the short nickname when referring to him in regular conversation as in "Babe" for George Herman Ruth. He had a secondary nickname (monniker), "The Sultan of Swat", as a "legendary name".

Parayko's short knickname should be "Colt 55". But his legendary monniker should be: "The Uke with the Nuke".

Don't you mean "Yute"?

 

[LGB51]

I'm probably gonna keep calling him Gooch, it's what comes natural to me, as of right now 2MM coined his organic nickname imo.

 

[Spicy Panger]

I'll just be calling him Parayko, Parry, and Gooch, depending on what the current celestial alignment is.

 

[Vincenzo Arelliti]

I read "God" somewhere yesterday and my brain automatically associated that it was in reference to His Goochiness.

I really think any of these work well, and over time a true winner (not Gooch ) will rise to the top.

God is more than acceptable at this point.

 

[2 Minute Minor]

I read "God" somewhere yesterday and my brain automatically associated that it was in reference to His Goochiness.

I really think any of these work well, and over time a true winner (not Gooch ) will rise to the top.

God is more than acceptable at this point.

Gooch Almighty

 

[Meatwagon]

Gooch Almighty

I like slapshot Jesus.

 

[MissouriMook]

I like slapshot Jesus.

I think your handle might be a good nickname for him. He's got some wheels and a lot of beef. Of course, it might work for Edmundson, too. Can you imagine JK and Panger talking about a defensive pairing of Gooch and the Meatwagon?

 

[Colt 55]

I changed my username. Colt 55 is official

 

[Vincenzo Arelliti]

I changed my username. Colt 55 is official

So it is settled. Slapshot Jesus, Gooch, God, Parayshow, The Uke with the Nuke, and all the others are synonymous, but Colt 55 just makes too much sense.

No one outside this board will have any idea what we're talking about