The next great Crosby winger that never was (at least to hear a lot of people tell it) -- Andy Hilbert.
John LeClair was a Penguin for some reason. Ugh.
Steve McKenna wore the "C" for at least a game or two. That's ALSO a real shame.
That 02-03 team... holy shit. We know Mario and Kovalev were on that team but here some other select names: Dick "I Led The Team In Points One Year As A Defenseman" Tarnstrom, Jan Hrdina, Randy Robitaille, Wayne Primeau, Ville Nieminen, Rico Fata, Konstantin Koltsov, Shean Donovan, Alexandre flippin' Daigle, Marc Bergevin, Janne Laukkanen, Ian Moran, Eric Meloche, Richard Lintner, Hans Jonsson, Dan LaCouture, Andy Ference, Brian Holzinger, Dan Focht, Shawn Heins (#57), Hedberg, Valdamir Vujtek, Melichar, Caron...
...basically a who's who of garbage-era Penguins hockey. A truly impressive collection of late stage Craig Patrick misfits.