A reading, from the Holy Mackinaw:
And on the first day of the second month, the great Battle of Ontario did occur, and it was good. The Phil, being ever knowing in his wisdom, did let the Senators of Ottawa become the leaders early in play making them feel justified in their hate of him. But, yea, in his ever ready presence and quickness, with his disciples van Reimsdyk, Gunnarsson, Bozak, Rielly and Franson, The Phil did score, not once, but thrice, and the game was won, and it was good."
Praise be to The Phil,
The Thrill,
And the Holy Mackinaw,
A-Men.