Pre-Game Talk: Leafs @ Habs on Saturday Night...Live.

[Forum93]

HNIC will be pumped, their Leafs can pound on the Habs on a Saturday night. Ron can do his awful lead-ins, his pointless stories that tie together with nothing of value. The HNIC crew can tell Habs nation how they should rebuild like the Leafs, follow that direction. They will tell us how good Bergevin is, how highly thought after his is around the league. Then clueless Elliott can chime in with hockey strategy, and insight, with all those years of bantam hockey experience he has behind him.

And Cherry will tell us how he feels really bad for Claude.

 

[SquiddFX]

I hope deslauriers doesn't play.Take out the shield if you want to be a fighter. Don't be a ***** picking on 185 pounds shift disturber rinaldo, when you weigh 215. Fight a man your own size and take off the visor. Rinaldo showed great courage dropping the mitts last night and it gave the yotes momentum. Just like Matt Martin, a non visor wearing real dur à cuire, will bring his team momentum by dropping with you. Lose the visor deslauriers or go back to the AHL.

Where do I even start. This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever read. Deslauriers has to wear a visor because it is mandated by the league. Martin and Rinaldo don't wear visors because they have the choice. Deslauriers doesn't.

 

[G0bias]

Where do I even start. This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever read. Deslauriers has to wear a visor because it is mandated by the league. Martin and Rinaldo don't wear visors because they have the choice. Deslauriers doesn't.

That's not even the dumbest part.

 

[Tyson]

I hope deslauriers doesn't play.Take out the shield if you want to be a fighter. Don't be a ****picking on 185 pounds shift disturber rinaldo, when you weigh 215. Fight a man your own size and take off the visor. Rinaldo showed great courage dropping the mitts last night and it gave the yotes momentum. Just like Matt Martin, a non visor wearing real dur à cuire, will bring his team momentum by dropping with you. Lose the visor deslauriers or go back to the AHL.

Might be the dumbest post I have read on this site.

 

[Apoplectic Habs Fan]

60 minute parody of Montreal being an NHL calibre team?

 

[PaulD]

HNIC will be pumped, their Leafs can pound on the Habs on a Saturday night. Ron can do his awful lead-ins, his pointless stories that tie together with nothing of value. The HNIC crew can tell Habs nation how they should rebuild like the Leafs, follow that direction. They will tell us how good Bergevin is, how highly thought after his is around the league. Then clueless Elliott can chime in with hockey strategy, and insight, with all those years of bantam hockey experience he has behind him.

LMAO Great post

 

[theghost1]

If players are not going to be able to give 100% bloody effort because of the flu bug call up healthy bodies...Jerabek,Holland,Carr,Audette.

 

[Saxon]

Where do I even start. This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever read. Deslauriers has to wear a visor because it is mandated by the league. Martin and Rinaldo don't wear visors because they have the choice. Deslauriers doesn't.

And Rinaldo is exactly who should be beat up....

 

[OldCraig71]

If players are not going to be able to give 100% bloody effort because of the flu bug call up healthy bodies...Jerabek,Holland,Carr,Audette.

Great, yes that's all we need, more scrubs to replace the current scrubs. The result will be the same.

 

[OldCraig71]

I want us to keep the momentum going here, we need a gutless effort against the Laffs, lets burn this to the ground and start over.

 

[Runner77]

60 minute parody of Montreal being an NHL calibre team?

They could have Bergevin driving that podium on wheels they used to feature in those Sean Spicer parodies, except that the wheels and other parts keep coming off. And they could show the teleprompter scrolling gems like "kan kon", "bâton trop squeezé" and "dat dat dat."

 

[sandviper]

Where do I even start. This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever read. Deslauriers has to wear a visor because it is mandated by the league. Martin and Rinaldo don't wear visors because they have the choice. Deslauriers doesn't.

Literally and metaphorically the dumbest thing.

 

[Runner77]

I like the idea inspired from peate's thread title here -- can someone produce an SNL-themed GDT?

And yes, do it -- for peate's sake.

 

[dannyfinn22]

Hockey Inside Out saying Antti Niemi to get his first start with the Canadiens Sat vs the Maple Leafs.

 

[Forum93]

Hockey Inside Out saying Antti Niemi to get his first start with the Canadiens Sat vs the Maple Leafs.

Oh no, but who knows this team is so ass backwards they'll probably win this game.

 

[Runner77]

Hockey Inside Out saying Antti Niemi to get his first start with the Canadiens Sat vs the Maple Leafs.

 

[OldCraig71]

Hockey Inside Out saying Antti Niemi to get his first start with the Canadiens Sat vs the Maple Leafs.

The tank cometh and with that said, watch Niemi turn into Patrick Roy and stand on his head for the win.

 

[Runner77]

Oh no, but who knows this team is so ass backwards they'll probably win this game.

(thanks to G0bias for the initial gif)

 

[Apoplectic Habs Fan]

Hockey Inside Out saying Antti Niemi to get his first start with the Canadiens Sat vs the Maple Leafs.

Hopefully Matthews plays. My hockey pools hurting without him

 

[Habs]

I wonder what will be funnier to watch tomorrow night, the Habs or SNL.

SNL hasn't been funny in 10 years, and the Habs were a joke just a night ago... my money is on Montreal bringing out the smiles. Bergy can smile at his masterpiece.

 

[DXStriker]

I know someone else mentioned it but It could be hilarious . HNIC will praise Toronto and smirk and explain how to fix MTL the Tor way (aka how to win a lottery for a Generational player).
Then Matthews and Company will tear through Niemi if he plays and intermissions will convince the country TOR is the best team ever assembled and ever run and ever put on the ice .
Then we all cry ourselves to sleep wondering what we did to derserve this

 

[LivingRentFree]

I know it's been a rough year for you guys, but you need to have a little more faith! I honestly think you guys are going to come out firing on all cylinders tomorrow.

 

[Runner77]

I know it's been a rough year for you guys, but you need to have a little more faith! I honestly think you guys are going to come out firing on all cylinders tomorrow.

But, you're "driving for 9th". We couldn't possibly want to get in the way of that. Our GM is working for teams like yours. Go ahead, send him your scraps. He'll bite.

 

[LivingRentFree]

It's actually a name for my/our(a group) hatred towards ottawa lol. I dont hate the habs at all to be honest. #Drivefor9th

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Hockey Inside Out saying Antti Niemi to get his first start with the Canadiens Sat vs the Maple Leafs.

And the tank officially begins.