ThirdManIn
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- Aug 9, 2009
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I'm so old that I spawned out of a lava pool during the Hadean eon instead of being born, celebrated a birthday in the late Carboniferous with a feast of arthropods, was a noted hunter of the lystrosaurus during the early Triassic, and fished for cetaceans during the Paleogene.
Goddamn. You're a fossil.