Confirmed with Link: Karlsson mega thread vol 5: Buckle up edition (Traded Edition: Thanks for the years Karlsson)

[DrunkUncleDenis]

What a douche canoe.

 

[NyQuil]

"Have faith in us."

Gone.

Sorry.

 

[Ouroboros]

"The Hoffman deal allows us to potentially get a better pick from San Jose with the Florida pick".

f*** me. That's a real quote.

 

[Very Stable Genius]

I have zero faith in you Pierre.

 

[Gil Gunderson]

Are you kidding? What can you tell us about Josh Norris? "Well, he's Brady Tkachuk's best friend... let's start with that!"

What the ****.

GM OF THE YEAR FINALIST!

 

[Pierre from Orleans]

"have faith in us"

No faith when you get bent over in almost every trade

 

[Setec Astronomy]

lol "Can we start by mentioning that Norris is Tkachuk best friend!"

Don’t know how many of you would know what I’m talking about by referencing Ted Ginn’s family. If not, google it for a chuckle I imagine many of you could use.

 

[Senscore]

This is pure poison.

I hope this circus you've joined haunts you in your final days Pierre. May God have mercy on your poisoned soul.

 

[DaveMatthew]

"Having a good team can mask that your inconsistent." What the hell does the even mean?

 

[Mathieu]

"If you score 20 goals in your 1st AHL season, you're going to be a good player"

Zack Smith - 24 goals

Puempel also scored 30..

 

[NyQuil]

"We know what we're doing."

Unbelievable.

 

[Very Stable Genius]

You get more consistent and set a foundation for success by surrounding Karlsson with talent, not trading him away you moron.

 

[DrunkUncleDenis]

Oh good he's starting to talk in the third person again.

 

[inthewings]

Are you kidding? What can you tell us about Josh Norris? "Well, he's Brady Tkachuk's best friend... let's start with that!"

What the ****.

I know I’ve said that the GM doesn’t matter until Melnyk is gone.

But f*** this f***ing clown. He’s a complete embarrassment.

 

[HisNoodliness]

I'm really sorry

 

[Do Make Say Think]

People held by ISIS with guns pointing at their heads appear less nervous and more well spoken than Dorion.

I shouldn't laugh but I did

 

[Gil Gunderson]

What a time to be alive.

 

[Hossa]

Awful. Pierre Dorion should be ashamed of himself.

 

[BondraTime]

I'm honestly astonished at this. Dorion is digging his grave deeper and deeper.

 

[NyQuil]

There's "excitement" on our defence.

Ceci is taking BIG steps!

 

[Senscore]

Ceci and Wideman are taking big steps forward this year guys.

Trust him

 

[Deku]

Of course you can't name a captain, because the only other two reasonable candidates will also be traded

 

[Wallet Inspector]

This is actually horrible
We traded the best Dman in a generation for a conditional 1st, a decent but not great prospect, and a bunch of filler.

 

[The Lewler]

LOL.

He expects Cody Ceci and Chris Wideman to take big steps forward.

GTFO

 

[JungleBeat]

“Cody Ceci taking a big step forward”

LOL

 

[Pierre from Orleans]

For a guy that loses almost all his trades he sure is arrogant and cocky

 

[Deku]

"we've seen sequences of Ben Harpur"

what does that even mean

 

[NyQuil]

"We HAVE TO BE PATIENT IN A REBUILD."

Except when it comes to trading Erik Karlsson.