GDT: Juicy Lucy Mild vs. Rocky Mountain Oysterlanche, Preseason Gm.3, 1am London

[Snow Arc]

Aight I'm gonna need this announcer to mention Battlestar Galactica.

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

So lame thats theres no stream

2023 it's a disgrace

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[JoeSakic13]

I was originally upset about the score after 1, but then I saw our best two players out there are Jack Johnson and Ben Meyers.

I’m embarrassed for Minny that they’re only up by 1.

 

[wayninja]

Feeling great about not having Franky

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

Sounds like a lucky ass bounce

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

Bhunt hurt

 

[wayninja]

RIP Hunt

So he hurt himself taking a penalty?

 

[chet1926]

Lol, I just looked at the roster tonight, and that's something. I thought there were some kind of minimum requirements.

Guess guys like Kvia, Olaffson, Tufte count towards the totals.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

RIP Hunt

So he hurt himself taking a penalty?

 

[Snow Arc]

This sport would be cooler if everyone were named after office supplies, like 'The Staplers vs. The Inkjets'.

 

[Avsboy]

This sport would be cooler if everyone were named after office supplies, like 'The Staplers vs. The Inkjets'.

Better yet when we complain we would write shit like “this needs toner” and “error 304 what does that mean?”

 

[Metallo]

Annunen really thrown to the wolves with that lineup.

 

[Snow Arc]

The best player on the Staplers would be Kachunk

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

This sport would be cooler if everyone were named after office supplies, like 'The Staplers vs. The Inkjets'.

The Colorado 3-Hole Punch has a nice ring to it

 

[Snow Arc]

The Colorado 3-Hole Punch has a nice ring to it

Okay, and what about that stapler remover thing you can put in your hand and make it look like a scary snake? That could be Chicago

 

[Gumballhead]

This sport would be cooler if everyone were named after office supplies, like 'The Staplers vs. The Inkjets'.

Les Copier

 

[wayninja]

Ok but AJ really doesn't like him

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

Tufte!

 

[Snow Arc]

We are going to win

 

[wayninja]

Our shame is complete. Bednar sweating bullets rn

 

[Gumballhead]

Tufte!

So now we know that Bednar is a bit of a size queen, maybe Tufte makes the opening roster and the battle of smaller bois is between Meyers and Kiviranta.

 

[the_fan]

Huge loss

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[Snow Arc]

Maybe we should ice this team and plug the inevitable injury holes with vets