Jail time

[Jiminy Cricket]

I've been sentenced to 90 days in jail for reasons I can't disclose here. Anyone else spent time in the slammer, and if so, have any tips?

Thanks

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[Conrad McBenis]

I've been sentenced to 90 days in jail for reasons I can't disclose here. Anyone else spent time in the slammer, and if so, have any tips?

Thanks

Don't tell anyone you fell for the cryptocurrency scam or you'll instantly be labeled a prison bitch and be routinely abused.

 

[Kevs Security]

if you could find a low-life prison guard like @Kevs Security and @RayP them, that would also be beneficial. that way you can still get smooch up in the pen and slam some H on those rough nights.

Not a prison guard, pal. I'm a certified Corporate Security Investigator.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Not a prison guard, pal. I'm a certified Corporate Security Investigator.

ok, cheif

 

[beowulf]

90 days of you not posting will be great.

 

[valeriammm]

Look, the important thing here is just to remember to have fun

 

[LarryFisherman]

90 days of you not posting will be great.

i don't think the buildup of abuse and content that will come out of that 90-day absence is worth it.

it's like afrin rebound.

 

[beowulf]

i don't think the buildup of abuse and content that will come out of that 90-day absence is worth it.

it's like afrin rebound.

Had not thought about that, so true.

 

[Kevs Security]

90 days of you not posting will be great.

@StanGetz should "confess" and take the blame for Jiminy's horrible crimes. Maybe someone will stab him to death while he's in prison?

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

Remember to be grateful that you get three free meals a day and free healthcare. That's more than us on the outside get.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I'm being processed in a couple hours. See y'all in 90 days (hopefully less but my track record in gen pop isn't great).

 

[sdf]

Look, the important thing here is just to remember to have fun

Jail time -- fun time

 

[LarryFisherman]

@StanGetz should "confess" and take the blame for Jiminy's horrible crimes. Maybe someone will stab him to death while he's in prison?

nah bru i'm not a bitch and i know how to fight.

 

[Legionnaire]

Don't make direct eye contact. Keep to your own business. Don't get caught up in whatever scheme your celly is into. Don't gamble. Don't give your food or commissary to anyone. Don't do drugs.

90 days? You'll likely do a fraction of that.

 

[sdf]

If anyone gets into a Russian prison and has any tattoos, then it would be better for them to explain their meaning, because Russian criminal culture has a tradition of tattoos, and tattoos in it make sense talking about prisoner status ... so if there comes a dude with meaningless tattoos that he did just because it's cool, then his ass will be in a danger

 

[Legionnaire]

Not too different from here. There are certain tattoos that represent membership in a criminal organization and those are earned.

So good advice do some research on them so you know who is in power and make sure you pay proper respect.

 

[Kevs Security]

I had a friend once... Charles was his name. Charlie's wife's name was Susan, and her surname started with "S". So, he tattooed her initials on his neck. SS. Anyways, Brad snitched on him. Long story short, he got a 24-year sentence for posession and distribution of cocaine. And that tattoo? Well, let's just say that Charlie is bald and hates black folks nowadays. He didn't have a choice, the tattoo made the choice for him. Yeah.

 

[John Price]

 

[darko]

Ask Kevs Security, he's a prison guard.

 

[darko]

I'm being processed in a couple hours. See y'all in 90 days (hopefully less but my track record in gen pop isn't great).

There goes your virginity.

 

[Kevs Security]

Ask Kevs Security, he's a prison guard.

Not a prison guard, fella. I'm a Corporate Security Investigator.

 

[darko]

Not a prison guard, fella. I'm a Corporate Security Investigator.

My bad, fella.

 

[Kevs Security]

My bad, fella.

Aint no harm done, pal. I forgive ya.

 

[darko]

Aint no harm done, pal. I forgive ya.

My fella!!!

 

[Ceremony]

How you getting on mate @Jiminy Cricket