JAGR'isms

[glenwo2]

TG: Some things Jagr says make it sound as if he is planning to be back, but when I asked him today it was simply about whether the Devils want him back, he replied, “I don’t want to go into the details. I will see what happens.â€

He then joked “I promise you you’re going to be the first guys to know. Or maybe the second. You can call me on me cell phone.â€

The number?

“Star 68,†Jagr said, laughing.

And BOOM goes the JAGR-MITE!!

 

[shipwreck]

Guess we'll just have to wait and see.

 

[LaughingBeast]

Jagr asked if being voted Devils MVP means something for him at this stage of career:"Well it obviously means more then if the media voted. At least I know hockey players they understand the game. It always means more when actually players voted....Sorry guys."

 

[Bologna 1]

 

[glenwo2]

Fartsmell telling Jagr about the Peanut Butter : "That's embarassing"


Jagr firing back : "Your *hair* is embarassing. This is good."

BOOM!

 

[liquid1988]

Classic Jagr!!!
(Jagr on Zajacs injury in practice today)

"I'm too fast so he could not keep up with me. He felt bad. 42 years old & I outskated him, so he just left. Too much speed."

 

[Wingman77]

Tom Gulitti @TGfireandice
Funniest moment of morning was Jaromir Jagr trying to get @KenDaneykoMSG to say, "Ruutu to Tootoo, 2-on-1" quickly.

 

[Richer's Ghost]

Tom Gulitti @TGfireandice
Funniest moment of morning was Jaromir Jagr trying to get @KenDaneykoMSG to say, "Ruutu to Tootoo, 2-on-1" quickly.

dear lord, I can't stop giggling at this.

 

[Wingman77]

dear lord, I can't stop giggling at this.

We have audio!

 

[DenisSamson3]

We have audio!

 

[liquid1988]

We have audio!

I just saw this! Yet another classic Jagr-ism! Every time I saw Tootoo on the ice I would say the same thing Jagr would say. My favorite is when the score is 2-2....or just picture Tootoo wearing a Tutu

 

[Bologna 1]

We have audio!

OMG ROFL. and so begins another season of epic jagr moments with the media. funniest **** ever, i love it

 

[liquid1988]

Jags on his second game in the NHL
"Thank god I played the second game against New Jersey so I had a chance to score"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgz38-iQwrw

 

[Zajacs Bowl Cut]

Tom Gulitti ‏@TGfireandice
Jagr on Cammalleri scoring twice in Devils' debut: “Hopefully, he’s going to pass now. I’m always open.â€

 

[MadDevil]

Honestly, I never thought I would end up being as big a fan of Jagr as I've become since last year.

 

[Emperoreddy]

My Jagr player tee purchase last year is completely justified. How can you not like this guy?

 

[Emperoreddy]

@TGfireandice: When Pete DeBoer was talking to the media this morning, Jaromir Jagr walked by and said, "Use me, coach. Use me."

 

[jagrgodr]

"It is exactly 24 years ago today I scored my first NHL goal. Those were the days, back then I had long hair, I was fast, and defenders were slow. Now: short hair, I'm slow, and defenders are fast...You can't stop time."

LOL

Jagr on deadspin, awesome:
http://deadspin.com/jaromir-jagr-remembers-his-very-first-goal-and-his-bea-1643544347

 

[Dessloch]

Jagr got a question about if he thought he would still be playing in 2014 when got drafted 1990 and answered:

"Yes, of course, ask me again 2024, okay?"

 

[Bologna 1]

Tom Gulitti ‏@TGfireandice · 3h3 hours ago
Jaromir Jagr was singing "All about that bass" in the locker room after today's practice. Yes, he was.

rofl i wish there was video/audio of this

 

[jagrgodr]

rofl i wish there was video/audio of this

lol..

'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places

 

[liquid1988]

Jagr wasn’t interested in talking again today and taught me a Czech phrase to express that: “mlceti zlato.”
Jagr said that means, “silence is golden.” -TG

 

[VaxjoDevil]

In Swedish that's "Tala är silver, tiga är guld".

Talking is silver, silence is gold".

It is kind of true 99% of the time.

 

[Bologna 1]

Tom Gulitti ‏@TGfireandice 17m17 minutes ago

Jaromir Jagr's song of the day today was "Hey Jude."

someone needs to start capturing these in that room

 

[Tundra]

http://www.weei.com/sports/feed/blo...t-know-who-jack-eichel-wants-play-against-him