GDT: ISLANDERS @ HOUSE OF THE STORM

[MrazeksVengeance]

Alright, let's be honest. Since the goalie tandem had back to back to shutouts Canes' games have sucked donkey balls. And I mean donkey balls with a tumor and a wart on top of it. Not only we have a measly one point from six games, but we lost Dougie for some time, which is quite obviously an insult on top of an injury.

But when Demons of Despair come knocking on your door, you do not cower. YOU TAKE THEIR RUSTY PITCHFORKS AND SHOVE THEM UP THEIR HELLBORN ARSES.

WE ARE THE INSTRUMENTS OF RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE.
JUSTICE FOR THE INNOCENT.
HOPE FOR THE DOWNTRODDEN.
AND FAITH FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOST IT.

Williams is back. Give them hell and take Vengeance.

A NAKOPEJTE TY JEJICH ZASRANÝ NEWYORSKÝ PRDELE.

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[The Faulker 27]

 

[CandyCanes]

The Hurricanes sit outside the playoff picture as of last night. Our former fearless leader is back and will attempt to will us to victory against our division rivals the New York Islanders. He will also attempt to get us back on track towards the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Uh oh 2 GDTs. We're screwed.

 

[Tryamw]

Uh oh 2 GDTs. We're screwed.

Wait that matters? I thought we were screwed regardless.

 

[Tryamw]

Well in the other GDT I see that we're screwed so here's to hopefully getting unscrewed.

 

[CandyCanes]

Uh oh 2 GDTs. We're screwed.

I swear I checked before posting, but I was blinded by our fearless leader’s return to the lineup. Double GDT might just be the key to get us back on track tho?

 

[CandyCanes]

I apologize for accidentally making a 2nd GDT. But our GDT making threads abilities shall unite to create a powerful force.

 

[Lempo]

The other is PGT. This is the only GDT. We should be A-OK. If we get FUBARed, it's probably the team's fault.

 

[NotOpie]

"A Tumor and a Wart" sounds like a Game of Thrones-esq. novel series. Nudity, violence, and black humor...feels like the Canes....except for the nudity and violence part.

 

[Sigurd]

The game starts at 5 pm. Makes me think this is another day game that the Canes forget they had to show up for

 

[the halleJOKEL]

team bad

me sad

 

[The Faulker 27]

I swear I checked before posting, but I was blinded by our fearless leader’s return to the lineup. Double GDT might just be the key to get us back on track tho?

You may be onto something.

 

[HisIceness]

Win or f*** off.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Lose this one too, and I'll be blue.

 

[HisIceness]

Lose this one too, and I'll be blue.

This has the makings of a chart-topping 1950s doo-wop song.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

aw shucks

team sucks

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

This is, in the sports world, what we call adversity. Hopefully, the Canes can bounce back from a couple of bad games with some veteran leadership from the Willy.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Bounce back or they're a hack.

 

[NotOpie]

I'll be going to the next 2. Hope springs eternal!

 

[DougieSmash]

Another L against team playing b2b.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Another L what the hell

 

[Lempo]

Totally black.

 

[Lempo]

Devon Toews looks a total villain.

 

[PG Canuck]