Injury Report: Injury Thread 2015-2016

[bluechipbonzo]

Bring up all 3.

Yeah to the Tigers.

Here are your opening night lines...

Frans-JT-KO
Kulie-Nelson-Bailey
Prince-Zeeker-clutter
Martin-Strome-Bernier

Leddy-boy
Dehaan-pulock
Hickey-pelech

Greiss
Jf



Book it

 

[BroadwayJay*]

You'd melt the video game with a hot Tarvis Harmonic taek

Once you put your taek in comic sans it becomes too hot for tv and melts the tv

 

[TheWhiteWhale30]

Yeah to the Tigers.

Here are your opening night lines...

Frans-JT-KO
Kulie-Nelson-Bailey
Prince-Zeeker-clutter
Martin-Strome-Bernier

Leddy-boy
Dehaan-pulock
Hickey-pelech

Greiss
Jf



Book it

Nah. Everyone but Jaro, Lee and maybe Grabo will be ready to go

 

[Lame Lambert]

Once you put your taek in comic sans it becomes too hot for tv and melts the tv

ACTUAL picture of my phone after going into the Harmonic trade thread

 

[Doshell Propivo]

Nah. Everyone but Jaro, Lee and maybe Grabo will be ready to go

Grabo's not even skating yet because of his concussion. We'll see about Hamonic - hopefully he's good to go.

 

[enigmatic]

Grabo's not even skating yet because of his concussion. We'll see about Hamonic - hopefully he's good to go.

staple said he doesnt anticipate him for the beginning of the round...do you not believe him? idk what to believe w/ this org

 

[13th Floor]

Yeah to the Tigers.

Here are your opening night lines...

Frans-JT-KO
Kulie-Nelson-Bailey
Prince-Zeeker-clutter
Martin-Strome-Bernier

Leddy-boy
Dehaan-pulock
Hickey-pelech

Greiss
Jf



Book it

There is no way they break up the 4th line for the playoffs.

 

[Hip Of Rick*]

Martin makes the most sense to plop in front of the net on the PP. He is big and hard to move, he is there more from the screen than a tip

 

[enigmatic]

hammer rang the NYSE bell today.....if he was that hobbled, i dont think he would be in public like this

 

[MattMartin]

Martin makes the most sense to plop in front of the net on the PP. He is big and hard to move, he is there more from the screen than a tip

Snow Draftee, no way! Snow Must Go!

 

[13th Floor]

hammer rang the NYSE bell today.....if he was that hobbled, i dont think he would be in public like this

Imagine if we've already seen Hamonic play his last game as an Islander.

 

[dlawong]

Time for Martin to take up a bigger role. He got the size and as if he does well will raise up his value as an UFA so he may be quite keen for this. He also has been picking up his production lately.

 

[DPSNAGS]

With Lee gone, I believe whoever the first one of Dal Colle, Ho Sang or Barzal is eliminated, they will probably jump into lineup.

Bernier is honestly thrash. Haven't been a fan of his game at all. He plays hard and goes to net buy beyond that, nothing.

I can't see this team going deep with Bernier getting 10+ min a night.

And I don't want to break up the 4th line. They have produced such clutch goals this season and can really create momentum change. I'd rather see the Caps switch Nielsen for Nelson to balance out 2/3 than switch lines

 

[Abe Vukota]

Bernier is honestly thrash.

Totally disagree. His tempo is more reflective of post-hardcore, and his early work is closer to speed than thrash.

I'm glad we're finally slotting players into metal genres, but you're way off IMO.

 

[A Pointed Stick]

Imagine if we've already seen Hamonic play his last game as an Islander.

I think he will be back. I also think there's a better than 50% chance he remains an Islander but that's my positive side talking.

 

[stranger34]

Once you put your taek in comic sans it becomes too hot for tv and melts the tv

what is the task inside joke?

 

[stranger34]

I'm ok with giving martin a shot on the PP. Sometimes playoff runs are made of surprising performances like that.

Bernier isn't the worst emergency forward... He's been the cup, he's a capable double digit goal scorer, and he can play with grit. We could be in a lot worse shape than Bernier.

Wasn't grabo hurt during the first round last year too? Or am I losing my mind? How many concussions has he had as an Islander?

 

[CodeE]

what is the task inside joke?

"Taek", a deliberate misspelling of "take". Think of it as a ESPN personality who says outlandish things that they know will stir up controversy. "Peyton Manning shouldn't enter the Hall of Fame", "Steph Curry is already the best 3 point shooter to ever play basketball", etc.

It's primarily used to mock the non-Isles fans on this site who talk about how much we suck. "Travis Hamonic is a #3 no more" - hot taek. "Tavares will be in Toronto because that's where winners play" - hot taek. You're so anxious to type and get them out that you can't even spell "take" properly.

If you really want them to sizzle, throw them in bold red Comic Sans. Don't want to overuse that though, several posters have already lost their phones from the heat of the taeks.

 

[stranger34]

"Taek", a deliberate misspelling of "take". Think of it as a ESPN personality who says outlandish things that they know will stir up controversy. "Peyton Manning shouldn't enter the Hall of Fame", "Steph Curry is already the best 3 point shooter to ever play basketball", etc.

It's primarily used to mock the non-Isles fans on this site who talk about how much we suck. "Travis Hamonic is a #3 no more" - hot taek. "Tavares will be in Toronto because that's where winners play" - hot taek. You're so anxious to type and get them out that you can't even spell "take" properly.

If you really want them to sizzle, throw them in bold red Comic Sans. Don't want to overuse that though, several posters have already lost their phones from the heat of the taeks.

hahaha! thank you and love the explanation.

 

[Lame Lambert]

what is the task inside joke?

Here you go

It's a purposeful misspelling of the word "take" that implies the crappy writer pumping out controversial nonsense is typing so fast he can't even spell simple words correctly.

"Hot take" is a term denoting controversial (and usually silly) opinions. Think Stephen A. Smith, Skip Bayless, etc. They are "hot taek" artists. Our board specializes in hot Josh Bailey taeks.

A take: Josh Bailey is an effective 3rd line player who can slide up when necessary."

Hot take: Josh Bailey is an ineffective floater who scores slightly under a PPG but is a liability in other ways.

HOT TAEK: JOSH BARELY SHOULD BE TRADED TOMORROW; HE SUCKS AND THERE'S NOTHING THAT WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. THIS GUY IS THE WORST PLAYER ON THE TEAM.

SECOND EDIT: My take is that we're going to lose to the Rangers on Sunday. My hot taek is that the loss will impact our playoff positioning and maybe even the rest of the season significantly.

 

[BroadwayJay*]

"Taek", a deliberate misspelling of "take". Think of it as a ESPN personality who says outlandish things that they know will stir up controversy. "Peyton Manning shouldn't enter the Hall of Fame", "Steph Curry is already the best 3 point shooter to ever play basketball", etc.

It's primarily used to mock the non-Isles fans on this site who talk about how much we suck. "Travis Hamonic is a #3 no more" - hot taek. "Tavares will be in Toronto because that's where winners play" - hot taek. You're so anxious to type and get them out that you can't even spell "take" properly.

If you really want them to sizzle, throw them in bold red Comic Sans. Don't want to overuse that though, several posters have already lost their phones from the heat of the taeks.

what the **** man

now I have this taek burned into the pixels on my screen also

cool it down you jerk

 

[BroadwayJay*]

im typing with oven mitts on going forward

not worth it to take the risk with the heat coming off of these taeks

 

[Abe Vukota]

what the **** man

now I have this taek burned into the pixels on my screen also

cool it down you jerk

Here you go

Live look at my MacBook Pro after code's takes in the main board Hamonic thread:

 

[Abe Vukota]

Here you go

Just a reminder mods pls sticky hot taek explanation thx vry apprexiate

 

[Abe Vukota]

"Taek", a deliberate misspelling of "take". Think of it as a ESPN personality who says outlandish things that they know will stir up controversy. "Peyton Manning shouldn't enter the Hall of Fame", "Steph Curry is already the best 3 point shooter to ever play basketball", etc.

It's primarily used to mock the non-Isles fans on this site who talk about how much we suck. "Travis Hamonic is a #3 no more" - hot taek. "Tavares will be in Toronto because that's where winners play" - hot taek. You're so anxious to type and get them out that you can't even spell "take" properly.

If you really want them to sizzle, throw them in bold red Comic Sans. Don't want to overuse that though, several posters have already lost their phones from the heat of the taeks.

I feel like you found my hot taek explanation on Wikipedia and paraphrased it just enough to turn it in as your term paper.