OT: If you played in the NHL, what type of player would you be?

[TheDizee]

Question is very simple. If you played in the NHL, what type of player would you be?

For me it is easy, Claude Lemieux mixed with Pierre Turgeon

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[simon IC]

Anyone of the Sutters, but with more speed. (Even though I actually played defense when I was young).

 

[BlueDream]

Wayne Gretzky but a little bit better.

 

[Default]

Marchand without the sticking to the crotch

 

[Novacain]

Like what type of player would I want to be?

A Colt sized Lidstrom.

 

[WeWantTacos]

A hockey player.

 

[bluesfan94]

Vlad sobotka when he was good.

 

[Xerloris]

Chubby but effective

 

[67Blues]

The 4th Plager brother, Bobby, Barclay, Billy, and me.

 

[ScratchCatFever]

Wayne Gretzky but a little bit better.

Lol

 

[ScratchCatFever]

Glenn Featherstone.

 

[sup9114]

A little mixture of Cam Janssen and Ryan Reaves, so i'd be Camryan Reassen.

 

[bleedblue1223]

Rudy Poeschek or Alexei Gusarov.

 

[TK 421]

I would be the type of player that leverages fame to get expensive women and then make terrible decisions regarding said women. Yes I said women, not woman. When you're famous you need to take advantage of that and "date" women in every city. Remember....if you're a man being a slut is a noble endeavour.

Oh right, sorry. I'd probably be like a mix between Brett Hull and an attack helicopter (with Patrick Sharps lady killer eyes).

 

[TheSilverSkeeter]

I'd be the type of player who was the worst player to ever play in the NHL shortly before passing out from exhaustion sometime during my first shift.

 

[Stupendous Yappi]

Jeff Tyni.

 

[ZigZagBluesFan]

Passive-aggressive Ron Hextall

 

[Majorityof1]

I'd be the type of player who was the worst player to ever play in the NHL shortly before passing out from exhaustion sometime during my first shift.

Me too!!! I'd be so bad that everyone would be saying, "How the hell did this guy make it to the NHL?!?!?!? He is nowhere near good enough". And its true, which not at all ironically, is exactly why I am not in the NHL.

 

[Saint Loser]

Jay McClement if a forward

Nik Lidstrom if defense

Jordan Binnington/Mike Richter if goalie

 

[Saint Loser]

I would be the type of player that leverages fame to get expensive women and then make terrible decisions regarding said women. Yes I said women, not woman. When you're famous you need to take advantage of that and "date" women in every city. Remember....if you're a man being a **** is a noble endeavour.

Oh right, sorry. I'd probably be like a mix between Brett Hull and an attack helicopter (with Patrick Sharps lady killer eyes).

I’d go gay for him.

 

[67Blues]

I would be the type of player that leverages fame to get expensive women and then make terrible decisions regarding said women. Yes I said women, not woman. When you're famous you need to take advantage of that and "date" women in every city. Remember....if you're a man being a **** is a noble endeavour.

So basically you are in it for something that rhymes with "pucks" but isn't made of vulcanized rubber?

 

[TK 421]

I’d go gay for him.

Hey, who wouldn't? He's Patrick Sharp, he makes women swoon as his main gig and turns straight men gay in his free time. There's nothing this guy can't do.

 

[RORbacon]

Jori Lethera, but slower. Also, slightly less cocaine.

 

[67Blues]

Jori Lethera, but slower. Also, slightly less cocaine.

You are just in it for his hot wife

 

[AjaxManifesto]

Emilio Estavez