How long do you get for public intox and ****ting on a police car?
Asking for a friend.
Well we all know how @The Crypto Guy and @MetalheadPenguinsFan would pass their time.
@VickAshley could use the time to buff up and lose the Spaghetti Arms name
@iGetThatBread would probably buy his way out of the joint
@HFBCommenter would literally yap nonstop about absolutely nothing and never shut the **** up
@Chippah would ignore all questions
@mymerlincat would make the entire prison give up peanuts so he doesn't get a runny nose
@Ceremony would refuse to wear the orange pants the prison provided, instead insisting on wearing yellow pants.
@Urblock and @FusilliJerry would keep us entertained for hours with their riveting stories
@Guerzy would be so ****ing mad
And you'd be passed around like a pack of smokes.
Wrong.
It's ok. There there.
Nobody wants to admit they were or would be a prison *****.
Don't worry about me.
I'd worry about you and @The Crypto Guy if I were you. The behavior you two exhibit with each other usually results in rather unpleasant consequences behind bars. Also I have it on good authority that Crypto is a snitch which means you probably are as well. Snitches get stitches.
So basically you are saying out of all the boyos on here you would choose to want to literally **** me in prison over any of them? Why not just pick one of the actual real IRL girls on here to be the "prison girl" and not a nineteen year old grown-man?I don't know which one of these means being the prison girl, but I nominate @VickAshley for that.