If the Lounge were a prison movie...

[Bumpus]

How long do you get for public intox and shitting on a police car?

Asking for a friend.

 

[deepdark]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

How long do you get for public intox and ****ting on a police car?

Asking for a friend.

An overnighter, a $1000 fine, and when you sober up you gotta clean the shit yourself

 

[Club]

best kisser in prison would be @Finnish your Czech

 

[Finnish your Czech]

best kisser in prison would be @Finnish your Czech

Is this from experience

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

Well we all know how @The Crypto Guy and @MetalheadPenguinsFan would pass their time.

@VickAshley could use the time to buff up and lose the Spaghetti Arms name

@iGetThatBread would probably buy his way out of the joint

@HFBCommenter would literally yap nonstop about absolutely nothing and never shut the f*** up

@Chippah would ignore all questions

@mymerlincat would make the entire prison give up peanuts so he doesn't get a runny nose

@Ceremony would refuse to wear the orange pants the prison provided, instead insisting on wearing yellow pants.

@Urblock and @FusilliJerry would keep us entertained for hours with their riveting stories

@Guerzy would be so f***ing mad

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Well we all know how @The Crypto Guy and @MetalheadPenguinsFan would pass their time.

@VickAshley could use the time to buff up and lose the Spaghetti Arms name

@iGetThatBread would probably buy his way out of the joint

@HFBCommenter would literally yap nonstop about absolutely nothing and never shut the **** up

@Chippah would ignore all questions

@mymerlincat would make the entire prison give up peanuts so he doesn't get a runny nose

@Ceremony would refuse to wear the orange pants the prison provided, instead insisting on wearing yellow pants.

@Urblock and @FusilliJerry would keep us entertained for hours with their riveting stories

@Guerzy would be so ****ing mad

And you'd be passed around like a pack of smokes.

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

And you'd be passed around like a pack of smokes.

Wrong.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Wrong.

It's ok. There there.

Nobody wants to admit they were or would be a prison bitch.

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

It's ok. There there.

Nobody wants to admit they were or would be a prison *****.

Don't worry about me.

I'd worry about you and @The Crypto Guy if I were you. The behavior you two exhibit with each other usually results in rather unpleasant consequences behind bars. Also I have it on good authority that Crypto is a snitch which means you probably are as well. Snitches get stitches.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Don't worry about me.

I'd worry about you and @The Crypto Guy if I were you. The behavior you two exhibit with each other usually results in rather unpleasant consequences behind bars. Also I have it on good authority that Crypto is a snitch which means you probably are as well. Snitches get stitches.

You wanna settle this out in the yard?? I'll shank your punk ass with my toothbrush knife.

 

[Hammettf2b]

I would have fun with @Lunazaia Nox Fleuret man boobs.

 

[Rodgerwilco]

I don't know which one of these means being the prison girl, but I nominate @VickAshley for that.

 

[VickAshley]

I don't know which one of these means being the prison girl, but I nominate @VickAshley for that.

So basically you are saying out of all the boyos on here you would choose to want to literally **** me in prison over any of them? Why not just pick one of the actual real IRL girls on here to be the "prison girl" and not a nineteen year old grown-man?

 

[VickAshley]

@tonyhawks77 ^^^^^^^^