OgeeOgelthorpe
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- Feb 29, 2020
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...who would be what?
Tyler Bertuzzi - Ford F150 because he just seems like a workhorse that surprises you by how much shit he gets done.
Danny DeKeyser - Hyundai Santa Fe because of how much we complain about him. (#1 lemon car of 2021!)
Michael Rasmussen - Dodge Dakota because he looks like he can do much more at a glance but when you watch his performance you're underwhelmed.
Sam Gagner - Toyota Camry because it's not very pretty. It's not very sexy. It's not very fast...but it doesn't ever break down?
Filip Hronek - Dodge Challenger RT because he's great in a straight line moving forward but has really poor visibility in the rear. (Get it? BECAUSE HE SUCKS AT DEFENSE!)
What type of cars do you think our players would be?!
(Inspired by the Tyler Bertuzzi is the spirit of the team thread)
Tyler Bertuzzi - Ford F150 because he just seems like a workhorse that surprises you by how much shit he gets done.
Danny DeKeyser - Hyundai Santa Fe because of how much we complain about him. (#1 lemon car of 2021!)
Michael Rasmussen - Dodge Dakota because he looks like he can do much more at a glance but when you watch his performance you're underwhelmed.
Sam Gagner - Toyota Camry because it's not very pretty. It's not very sexy. It's not very fast...but it doesn't ever break down?
Filip Hronek - Dodge Challenger RT because he's great in a straight line moving forward but has really poor visibility in the rear. (Get it? BECAUSE HE SUCKS AT DEFENSE!)
What type of cars do you think our players would be?!
(Inspired by the Tyler Bertuzzi is the spirit of the team thread)