I Literally Blew up the Toilet @ Walmart on African American Friday

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Was literally Strolling thru Walmart, Grab`d a Couple Slice`s of Pizza Hut Pizza. How Nice that they Have a Pizza Hut Built Right In. So Then Disaster Strike`s, i Drop`d the Biggest Load in Year`s in the Wool-Mart Toilet. Clog`d it 2 the Max, there was Liderally Brown Pewp Water everywhere, I was literally Cackling `n` Taking Selfie`s. So Then a Jamitor came 2 clean it up, He Pass`d out from the Stench. So the Rest of the EnPloyee`s came over, they were Liderally Vomitin`g `n` Passin`g out, we had 2 call a Ambulance. `n` all the Customer`s were S`creamin`g `n` runnin`g out of the S`t`o`r`e, Black Fridee Ruin`d. Wile every1 was Pamicking, I Load`d up over $900 Dollar`s worth of Merchandice in2 my jacket, Walk`d away with over 30 D`V`D`s in Total.

A CHOCOLATE DISASTER AT WALMART.

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[Bumpus]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Bet th’ose T’urk’ey f’arts were letha’l

#BrownFriday

@Jiminy Cricket

 

[TheGreenTBer]

african american friday

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

More like WalFart amirite??

 

[Egg]

Why is the OP so afraid of being himself, that he has to invent this character and false narrative to get views?

Sad.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Why is the OP so afraid of being himself, that he has to invent this character and false narrative to get views?

Sad.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Why is the OP so afraid of being himself, that he has to invent this character and false narrative to get views?

Sad.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I have over 8000 likes, peasants…

 

[Egg]

You're essentially bragging about your Air BnB house you have for a week, vs mine that is purchased and owned.

Your response is that "you need to get laid" from someone that has nothing to say, and knows how spot on everything said about them was.

 

[Egg]

I Was

Only true part of that story.

 

[Egg]

Jiminy. Cat got your tongue?

Or is it in the wool mart, too?

Or is it: "W'o'o'l---M'aa'aar'tt"?

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Took another Massive Dump at Walmart. Markin`g my Territory. It`s too Easy. I Love watching the Patron`s break down in Tear`s, when they catch a Load of the Stench. I Own the Walmart bathroom`s.

 

[Conrad McBenis]

I Took another Massive Dump at Walmart. Markin`g my Territory. It`s too Easy. I Love watching the Patron`s break down in Tear`s, when they catch a Load of the Stench. I Own the Walmart bathroom`s.

On West Sahara Wednesday?

 

[G2P]

what happened to this site.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

what happened to this site.

everything.

EDIT like, everything.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Love this thread, James. I recently had an explosive bout of diarrhea. My first thought was to drive to the nearest Walmart® Supercenter and let the massacre begin. The folks there will never forget that day. Bonus points for stealing products off their shelves such as toilet paper and Pepto to use during the operation. As a high profile member of a gang, I can tell you this is the best way to claim territory.

 

[cupcrazyman]

I Was literally Strolling thru Walmart, Grab`d a Couple Slice`s of Pizza Hut Pizza. How Nice that they Have a Pizza Hut Built Right In. So Then Disaster Strike`s, i Drop`d the Biggest Load in Year`s in the Wool-Mart Toilet. Clog`d it 2 the Max, there was Liderally Brown Pewp Water everywhere, I was literally Cackling `n` Taking Selfie`s. So Then a Jamitor came 2 clean it up, He Pass`d out from the Stench. So the Rest of the EnPloyee`s came over, they were Liderally Vomitin`g `n` Passin`g out, we had 2 call a Ambulance. `n` all the Customer`s were S`creamin`g `n` runnin`g out of the S`t`o`r`e, Black Fridee Ruin`d. Wile every1 was Pamicking, I Load`d up over $900 Dollar`s worth of Merchandice in2 my jacket, Walk`d away with over 30 D`V`D`s in Total.

A CHOCOLATE DISASTER AT WALMART.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Love this thread, James. I recently had an explosive bout of diarrhea. My first thought was to drive to the nearest Walmart® Supercenter and let the massacre begin. The folks there will never forget that day. Bonus points for stealing products off their shelves such as toilet paper and Pepto to use during the operation. As a high profile member of a gang, I can tell you this is the best way to claim territory.

You posted that from your wrong account. You should be more careful. Plus I think having more than 1 account is against the rules.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You posted that from your wrong account. You should be more careful. Plus I think having more than 1 account is against the rules.

Agreed.

Ban this scrub once and for all.

 

[TheTotalPackage]

Reading this reminded me of this:

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

So Check this out Gang. Lately I`ve been taking Dump`s rite on the Floor in the Walmart bathroom`s. What are they gonna do. Try it out yourselve, u can take a dump rite on the Floor @ Walmart. They can`t do anything about it. What are they gonna do, Set up camera`s in the bathroom 2 try `n` catch me. I Just go in, Take a dump on the floor, `n` make them clean it up. There is literally nothing they can do about it.

 

[DingerMcSlapshot]

So Check this out Gang. Lately I`ve been taking Dump`s rite on the Floor in the Walmart bathroom`s. What are they gonna do. Try it out yourselve, u can take a dump rite on the Floor @ Walmart. They can`t do anything about it. What are they gonna do, Set up camera`s in the bathroom 2 try `n` catch me. I Just go in, Take a dump on the floor, `n` make them clean it up. There is literally nothing they can do about it.

You're sick.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

You're sick.

Deal with it, Nerd. Find another job if u Don`t like working @ Walmart.

 

[DingerMcSlapshot]

Deal with it, Nerd. Find another job if u Don`t like working @ Walmart.

Nah. Maybe somebody will return your sick feces fetish on your bathroom floor. You need help.