OT: Humour Thread

[kanadalainen]

The image below is a depiction of Leafs player Dave Keon about to hoist the Stanley Cup.

 

[Brominator]

The Jets (and Hurricanes) really need to do a better job honoring their histories. Today it's been 10 years since this important event happened:

So I made a commemorative patch:

 

[Wedgeden]

https://thehardtimes.net/music/weak...ghcll__hIFr-ef0590j-50vd62LAL6z8swJ2r9DSfGT5k

 

[SUX2BU]

Good news, no Jets on here.

Just an ex-elbow

 

[Stumbledore]

Very nice. @Stumbledore was correct.

Thanks for going on record with this. And she's even more beautiful in real life, though I've only seen her in black trousers and white shirt and, vest and bowtie.

I suspect with the way she snuck the photos through the Humor Thread most of the guys won't see them which is typical of the way she plays me. So I did DM the four guys who've been ragging on me and told them to look. 3 of them agreed I wasn't wrong and wasn't creepy.

Like she said she's not Plain Jane material but in real life when she smiles and looks right at a guy that's way hotter than huge hooters in my book.

Geez do we need hockey games back or what?

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Thanks for going on record with this. And she's even more beautiful in real life, though I've only seen her in black trousers and white shirt and, vest and bowtie.

I suspect with the way she snuck the photos through the Humor Thread most of the guys won't see them which is typical of the way she plays me. So I did DM the four guys who've been ragging on me and told them to look. 3 of them agreed I wasn't wrong and wasn't creepy.

Like she said she's not Plain Jane material but in real life when she smiles and looks right at a guy that's way hotter than huge hooters in my book.

Geez do we need hockey games back or what?

Actually I'd say she puts Plain Jane firmly inside the dog house.

 

[Stumbledore]

Actually I'd say she puts Plain Jane firmly inside the dog house.

We're gonna have to see if @Jets 31 has the balls to use one of the pix. He asked her and she didn't say no.

 

[kanadalainen]

This thread is devolving into the shitter.

 

[Inanna]

This thread is devolving into the shitter.

Yeah, we really need some poetry and strange AI fish to spruce the place up a bit.

 

[Stumbledore]

Yeah, we really need some poetry and strange AI fish to spruce the place up a bit.

Yeah, weird huh? A guy who gets a hard-on for giant dead fish comes into a thread he rarely adds to and complains its getting shitty. This place is so weird its addictive.

 

[macmaroon]

T-shirt of the day...

Meme of the day...

 

[SUX2BU]

T-shirt of the day...

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Meme of the day...

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Ok, that was funny
zoom zoom zoom ......

 

[Jets 31]

Yeah, we really need some poetry and strange AI fish to spruce the place up a bit.

Oh @Inanna you funny girl you.

 

[Inanna]

Oh @Inanna you funny girl you.

Yeah, I'm sure my friends gather behind my back and say, "There's something funny about her."

 

[Jets 31]

Yeah, I'm sure my friends gather behind my back and say, "There's something funny about her."

And that's why you fit in perfect on HF Jets. Soon to be our Plain Jane.

 

[Inanna]

And that's why you fit in perfect on HF Jets.

When the weird tell you that you fit in perfectly with the weird, you know it's time to start worrying....

Or, it's time to mosey down to the Belltower and see what the soup de jour is.

 

[Jets 31]

When the weird tell you that you fit in perfectly with the weird, you know it's time to start worrying....

Or, it's time to mosey down to the Belltower and see what the soup de jour is.

Apparently you missed my edit .

 

[kanadalainen]

Yeah, we really need some poetry and strange AI fish to spruce the place up a bit.

OK, you asked for it.

Various eyes hath play'd the painter and hath stell'd
Inanna's form in table of Stumbledore’s heart;
His mind is the frame wherein 'tis held,
And perspective is in the sharing part.
For through the proffered image you see fine skill,
To find where her All Star dated image lies;
Which in Stumbly’s shop is hanging still,
That hath our windows glazed, as have HF Jets’ eyes.
Now see what good turns these two have done:
All eyes have beheld thee, including old Stumbly,
And to various denizens here, where-through the sun
Delights to peep, to gaze therein on thee;
Yo, as this cunning dance builds to finale;
Many of our kin are happy, and welcome this dally.***



*** This poem is coelacanth approved.

 

[Stumbledore]

OK, you asked for it.


Various eyes hath play'd the painter and hath stell'd
Inanna's form in table of Stumbledor’s heart;
His mind is the frame wherein 'tis held,
And perspective is in the sharing part.
For through the proffered image you see fine skill,
To find where her All Star dated image lies;
Which in Stumbly’s shop is hanging still,
That hath our windows glazed, as have HF Jets’ eyes.
Now see what good turns these two have done:
All eyes have beheld thee, including old Stumbly,
And to various denizens here, where-through the sun
Delights to peep, to gaze therein on thee;
Yo, as this cunning dance builds to finale;
Many of our kin are happy, and welcome this dally.

Not sure I understand most of it but I'm impressed! I feel like I've been immortalized instead of waiting to kick off. Great work. You've certainly rescued us from the shitter with this one!

 

[SUX2BU]

OK, you asked for it.

Various eyes hath play'd the painter and hath stell'd
Inanna's form in table of Stumbledor’s heart;
His mind is the frame wherein 'tis held,
And perspective is in the sharing part.
For through the proffered image you see fine skill,
To find where her All Star dated image lies;
Which in Stumbly’s shop is hanging still,
That hath our windows glazed, as have HF Jets’ eyes.
Now see what good turns these two have done:
All eyes have beheld thee, including old Stumbly,
And to various denizens here, where-through the sun
Delights to peep, to gaze therein on thee;
Yo, as this cunning dance builds to finale;
Many of our kin are happy, and welcome this dally.

Where's the fish (and not this one)?

 

[kanadalainen]

Where's the fish (and not this one)?

No time to have a coelacanth shake @Inanna 's hand, so I slapped up an image.

 

[Buffdog]

Oh @Inanna you funny girl you.

Me reading what you wrote and you not getting shit for it lol

 

[GeorgeJETson]

OK, you asked for it.

Various eyes hath play'd the painter and hath stell'd
Inanna's form in table of Stumbledor’s heart;
His mind is the frame wherein 'tis held,
And perspective is in the sharing part.
For through the proffered image you see fine skill,
To find where her All Star dated image lies;
Which in Stumbly’s shop is hanging still,
That hath our windows glazed, as have HF Jets’ eyes.
Now see what good turns these two have done:
All eyes have beheld thee, including old Stumbly,
And to various denizens here, where-through the sun
Delights to peep, to gaze therein on thee;
Yo, as this cunning dance builds to finale;
Many of our kin are happy, and welcome this dally.***



*** This poem is coelacanth approved.

I feel snubbed - I didn't even get mentioned at all.

Why yes, I'm very self centered. Why do you ask?

 

[Inanna]

@kanadalainen, that's brilliant. I was really blown away when I read it, even after the fourth or fifth time. Never has #24 been rendered so well. I admit I was miffed when I posted a picture of myself in here and you complained that the thread was devolving down the "shitter", but you've more than redeemed yourself with this one.

Still not sure about the strange fish but I suppose that's part of the colour in this place.

Thank you for your literary tribute. Immortalized? I don't think so but certainly a legend to last a lunch time, as someone once wrote.

 

[Inanna]

Apparently you missed my edit .

Yes, I missed your edit. Some times, hunger trumps all other needs.

I would rather you not use my picture. I do realize that once it's out there it's essentially public property and you can use it however you wish. And I'm aware that both photos have already appeared on dozen's of friends pages and many of them are public so the photos are likely circulating. But I'm still going to say no.

Given that I've seen various photos of me rendered with photoshop into obscene deepfakes and maliciously vulgar poses, I suppose it's silly of me to object to you posting me as an ineffectual good luck charm. But Plain Jane draws reactions and some of them will be negative and words do hurt from people you've come to know.

Besides, a Plain Jane should be busty and anonymous and happily I am neither.

But I really appreciate you asking, Dude. Thank you!