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Here’s a lawyer joke .....
As a lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery he asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?”
The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want you to think the operation had been a failure.”
As a lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery he asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?”
The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want you to think the operation had been a failure.”
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Ya that's funny too.The other sticker is good too.
Honk if a kid falls out
Buffdog
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Not sure if this is appropriate or not but here goes...true story.
I have had an annual bonfire/deepfry/memorial party every year (except this one) since 1997 and about 10 years ago we were sitting around the fire tipping a few and it was about 2 in the morning when one of my best friends, Sue, put her feet out and said to my friend, "Cheech, rub my feet for me."
I said, "Jeez Sue is that your feet that smells like that? God that's horrible!"
"My feet don't stink!" she said.
Oh, I said then it must be your c*&t!
Everybody's face just dropped and there there was complete silence.
"There's not too many people on the planet I would let say that to me, you know."
I told her it's a good thing because there isn't many women on the planet I would say that too.
We're still friends.
I have had an annual bonfire/deepfry/memorial party every year (except this one) since 1997 and about 10 years ago we were sitting around the fire tipping a few and it was about 2 in the morning when one of my best friends, Sue, put her feet out and said to my friend, "Cheech, rub my feet for me."
I said, "Jeez Sue is that your feet that smells like that? God that's horrible!"
"My feet don't stink!" she said.
Oh, I said then it must be your c*&t!
Everybody's face just dropped and there there was complete silence.
"There's not too many people on the planet I would let say that to me, you know."
I told her it's a good thing because there isn't many women on the planet I would say that too.
We're still friends.
For those that know Monty Python and wish to laugh immediately...
For those that don't know Monty Python and will get confused...
Then frozen...
Then be freed to laugh (a' la' confuse a cat)....
For those that don't know Monty Python and will get confused...
Then frozen...
Then be freed to laugh (a' la' confuse a cat)....
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Who were the Hammers'... ?
A few years after this performance, Coventry City finally won the FA Cup in 1987.
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Yes that's the joke, you know the Back to the future movie. Marty Mcfly .How appropriate, is that a DeLorean ?
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