OT: Humor thread

[Jets 31]

Hey a sports show .

 

[Jets 31]

 

[Oilpeg]

I thought I'd say something nice to my wife after a few days of isolation so I said, "it's really nice spending this quarantine time with such a great person.". She replied with, "yeah, must be nice".

 

[Jets 31]

You gotta be careful when working out .

 

[Jets 31]

Like getting hit by Buff .

 

[Jets 31]

Smart like nothing .

 

[Jets 31]

One way to get your date off of HF Jets .

 

[DudeWhereIsMakar]

Who else remembers when Burish threw Tanner Glass's glove into the stands? Kind of a dick move, but it was pretty funny.

 

[Oilpeg]

Who else remembers when Burish threw Tanner Glass's glove into the stands? Kind of a dick move, but it was pretty funny.

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Like getting hit by Buff .

Darwin award winner.

 

[Eyeseeing]

Like getting hit by Buff .

Ouch that couldn’t have turned out good at all

 

[Eyeseeing]

Smart like nothing .

She’s not smarter than a fifth grader

 

[Jets 31]

Ouch that couldn’t have turned out good at all

This had to be a guy from the Tiger King's Zoo .

 

[Atoyot]

You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes.

 

[Eyeseeing]

You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes.

Where customers always come first

 

[Jets 31]

Since people can't work right now i say the city should hire this guy .

 

[Eyeseeing]

 

[Jets 31]

So true .

 

[LucianoBorsato]

Like getting hit by Buff .

Hahaha, you can always tell when people did not grow up on a farm. I got lightly kicked by a cow in the gut when I was a kid on ours and that was painful enough. Also got bucked off our horse and flew about 10 feet through the air but luckily only ended up with a sprained arm.

You just DO NOT want to f*** with large animals.

 

[BatVader]

Since people can't work right now i say the city should hire this guy .

Hell... he does that better than most of the guys I worked with.
Plus he didn’t stop for a smoke break halfway through.

 

[LucianoBorsato]

Hell... he does that better than most of the guys I worked with.
Plus he didn’t stop for a smoke break halfway through.

I have a friend that works for traffic services for the City, I may send that to him. He will probably request the bear gets hired, he is not impressed with some of his co-workers work efforts at times lol

 

[Jets 31]

Hell... he does that better than most of the guys I worked with.
Plus he didn’t stop for a smoke break halfway through.

 

[Jets 31]

Since people can't work right now i say the city should hire this guy .

For some reason i think this bear's name must be Sip , you could just hear the bear saying who the f*** knocked this cone over ? Goddamn kids .

 

[BatVader]

We worked a job on the Welland Canal locks one winter, and a guy spent everyday for 3 weeks carrying a 10ft 2x4 around... the same 2x4. He’d show up in the morning, go to the spot he left it, pick it up and just walk around all day with it on his shoulder. If anyone asked him to do anything he’d say he couldn’t because he was moving wood for the framers, or carpenters, or safety guys, or whoever... 3 weeks... 1 2x4
BRILLIANT BASTARD

 

[TheDeuce]

My almost teenage kid: DAD YOU HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD I'VE SAID!
Me: That's an odd way to start a conversation.



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