Post-Game Talk: Holland shits out his mouth.

Duke74

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Coach Tippett has been extended for another three years. Oh, and a new veggie burger will be available once provincial restrictions lift.
 
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This is a very predictable press conference.

It's going to start with Holland making excuses (injuries, COVID, ect) and enforcing the belief he has in the group to right the ship. Might touch on how impressed he is with Skinner this year and how Holloway is coming.

Stauffer will get the first question. But we all know Bob doesn't really ask questions. He'll talk about how the struggles haven't been on coaching, and that the problems will be solved within. Holland just has to agree.

Gregor's going to ask if there have been any trade talks, will mention Kane and goaltending. Holland says he's always listening but isn't close to doing anything right now. Will reiterate that answers all lie within.

Rishaug will have to be the 'dick' and offer up some tough pills to swallow regarding the teams performance and ask if the players have quit on Tippett.

Principe will ask his softball question after the couple hardballs to soften the room up.

Nugent Bowman will ask an intelligent question that Holland won't be able to give a straight, honest answer to and will instead dance around.

Mathesons question will be a curveball that probably has nothing to do with the current state of the team.
 

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Del Preston

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This is a very predictable press conference.

It's going to start with Holland making excuses (injuries, COVID, ect) and enforcing the belief he has in the group to right the ship. Might touch on how impressed he is with Skinner this year and how Holloway is coming.

Stauffer will get the first question. But we all know Bob doesn't really ask questions. He'll talk about how the struggles haven't been on coaching, and that the problems will be solved within. Holland just has to agree.

Gregor's going to ask if there have been any trade talks, will mention Kane and goaltending. Holland says he's always listening but isn't close to doing anything right now. Will reiterate that answers all lie within.

Rishaug will have to be the 'dick' and offer up some tough pills to swallow regarding the teams performance and ask if the players have quit on Tippett.

Principe will ask his softball question after the couple hardballs to soften the room up.

Nugent Bowman will ask an intelligent question that Holland won't be able to give a straight, honest answer to and will instead dance around.

Mathesons question will be a curveball that probably has nothing to do with the current state of the team.
This is going to be bang on.
 
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This is a very predictable press conference.

It's going to start with Holland making excuses (injuries, COVID, ect) and enforcing the belief he has in the group to right the ship. Might touch on how impressed he is with Skinner this year and how Holloway is coming.

Stauffer will get the first question. But we all know Bob doesn't really ask questions. He'll talk about how the struggles haven't been on coaching, and that the problems will be solved within. Holland just has to agree.

Gregor's going to ask if there have been any trade talks, will mention Kane and goaltending. Holland says he's always listening but isn't close to doing anything right now. Will reiterate that answers all lie within.

Rishaug will have to be the 'dick' and offer up some tough pills to swallow regarding the teams performance and ask if the players have quit on Tippett.

Principe will ask his softball question after the couple hardballs to soften the room up.

Nugent Bowman will ask an intelligent question that Holland won't be able to give a straight, honest answer to and will instead dance around.

Mathesons question will be a curveball that probably has nothing to do with the current state of the team.

This is going to be bang on.

To add — Terry Jones’ mic won’t work and/or he’ll screw up the technology followed by a convoluted stream of consciousness that baffles all who hear the word salad. Presser gets shut down shortly after.
 

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If not for just the shear idiocy of the Oilers management team I would be expecting a coaching change.

But Oilers got to Oiler. A presser to watch Holland look exactly what he is a bumbling useless imbecile. Ugh.
 

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This is a very predictable press conference.

It's going to start with Holland making excuses (injuries, COVID, ect) and enforcing the belief he has in the group to right the ship. Might touch on how impressed he is with Skinner this year and how Holloway is coming.

Stauffer will get the first question. But we all know Bob doesn't really ask questions. He'll talk about how the struggles haven't been on coaching, and that the problems will be solved within. Holland just has to agree.

Gregor's going to ask if there have been any trade talks, will mention Kane and goaltending. Holland says he's always listening but isn't close to doing anything right now. Will reiterate that answers all lie within.

Rishaug will have to be the 'dick' and offer up some tough pills to swallow regarding the teams performance and ask if the players have quit on Tippett.

Principe will ask his softball question after the couple hardballs to soften the room up.

Nugent Bowman will ask an intelligent question that Holland won't be able to give a straight, honest answer to and will instead dance around.

Mathesons question will be a curveball that probably has nothing to do with the current state of the team.
You only forgot Terry Jones wheezing and eating all the snacks while nobody’s looking.
 

Magnum23

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Not gonna watch the press conference, can’t even sit through a Kenny Holland interview. The man can barely articulate himself and often runs out of words to say...it’s brutal
 
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