OT: HF HAWKS 2018 AWARDS FOR WINNERS AND A FEW LOSERS

[CallMeShaft]

It's that time of year again, where you people decide what awards to bestow me, the greatest poster on this entire site.

We'll go with a similar setup to last year. Use the categories listed below and put a HF Hawks poster's name next to the category in order for them to be added to a future poll (basically, listing a poster is simply nominating them for said category). Only use a nickname if it's super common ala Fiddy instead of hawksfan50 or BWC for Blackhawkswincup, otherwise it'll be a pain in my ass to figure out. In a few weeks, when this thread has started to die down, I'll start making polls for each category. I'll give the polls a few days; once votes start to slow to a crawl, I'll announce the winner for said category.

Here is the list of categories currently available. If you have an idea for a new category, either make mention of it in this thread or message me your idea and I'll try to add it in. I have added the "Best Game of 17-18" award for the sake of discussion and reminiscing the few good moments from an otherwise embarrassing season.

Biggest Contributor

Biggest Beggar

Biggest Q fan

Biggest Team Stan Fan

Most Interesting

Captain

Most Objective

Most Dedicated

Most Negative

Funniest

Most Stubborn

Most Positive

Most Statistically Sound (AKA the JD Award)

Most Drunken and Disorderly

Most Difficult Username

Avatar of the Year

Best New Poster

The RIP (AKA poster who we miss here the most)

Nicest

Best Gif Inserter

The Clearly Best GDT Maker

Good Sport of the Year

Best Hawks Game of 17-18 (pick your favorite game from the past season)

Poster you'd most want to get a beer with

Poster you most want to punch in the face

Most Knowlegeable of Prospects

Biggest Icehogs fan

Best Goal of the Year

Remember, no voting or nominating yourself. Why, you might ask? Because people don't like you and you're not going to win anything anyways. Good luck!

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[Kevin Musto]

Most Negative - Blackhawkswincup

 

[TLEH]

Biggest Q fan-
Most Negative- BWC!!!
Most stubborn-

 

[migi]

First of all, I have been registered here since Feb 2015. Guys. Read my well done posts please. If somebody votes me again as best new poster like last year, I'm gonna get mad. I'm gonna make you feel like BWC is the most positive guy here ever. You dont want that.

But here I go with my nominees. Most of them are far off probably. Dont get mad.

Biggest Contributor: CallMeShaft

Biggest Beggar: What does this mean? Who begs most for approval? Probably me.

Biggest Q fan: Blackhawkswincup

Biggest Team Stan: BK

Most Interesting: BlueLiner

Captain: Blue Liner

Most Objective: ColdSteel2

Most Dedicated: ChiHawks10

Most Negative: Blackhawkswincup

Funniest goes to: CallMeShaft

Most Stubborn: Blackhawkswincup

Most Positive: AmericanDream

Most Statistically Sound (AKA the JD Award): JD

Most Drunken and Disorderly: Fiddy

Most Difficult Username: b1e9a8r5s (I can imagine you typing this name while drunk)

Best New Poster: I somehow considered ColdSteel2 a new guy and then noticed that he has been here since 2010, I leave this empty.

Nicest: Blue Liner (even though he was mad to me cause I said he was JJ...)

The Clearly Best GDT Maker: CallMeShaft

Good Sport of the Year: kuzy

Best Hawks Game of 17-18 (pick your favorite game from the past season): Blackhawks against Pens in season opener, lol. I was sure we would crush everybody!

 

[CallMeShaft]

I'll try to fill more out later, but for starters here's a couple that I nominate.


Biggest Contributor: NFS

Biggest Beggar: Rooh

Biggest Q fan: BWC

Biggest Team Stan Fan

Most Interesting:

Captain: NFS

Most Objective:

Most Dedicated:

Most Negative: Blackhawks

Funniest:

Most Stubborn: BWC

Most Positive:

Most Statistically Sound (AKA the JD Award): JD

Most Drunken and Disorderly: Fiddy

Most Difficult Username: b1e9a8r5s

Avatar of the Year:

Best New Poster:

The RIP (AKA poster who we miss here the most): The Backstabbing Vegas Mod (TK)

Nicest:

Best Gif Inserter: Rooh

The Clearly Best GDT Maker:

Good Sport of the Year:

Best Hawks Game of 17-18 (pick your favorite game from the past season): March 22 vs Vancouver. Hawks lost 5-2, but Foley announced during intermission that Edzo was cancer free, which in my mind was the biggest win of the season.

 

[migi]

@CallMeShaft God that best game was good call.

 

[x Tame Impala]

Best New Poster: migi

 

[migi]

Best New Poster: migi

Another Stanley’s blunder.

 

[Bubba88]

What is difficult with writing Bears 1985?

 

[BK]

Biggest Contributor: HF Hawks Boards

Biggest Beggar: the trolls

Biggest Q fan: BWC

Biggest Team Stan Fan: BK

Most Interesting: Coldsteel2

Captain: DHF

Most Objective: Blue Liner

Most Dedicated: Chihawks10

Most Negative: BWC

Funniest:

Most Stubborn:BWC

Most Positive: AmericanDream

Most Statistically Sound (AKA the JD Award)

Most Drunken and Disorderly: HF50

Most Difficult Username: b1e9a8r5s

Avatar of the Year: hawksrule

Best New Poster: Migi

The RIP (AKA poster who we miss here the most):

Nicest:

Best Gif Inserter

The Clearly Best GDT Maker

Good Sport of the Year:

Best Hawks Game of 17-18 (pick your favorite game from the past season): Eddie O Cancer free.

 

[CallMeShaft]

Just saw migi ask what the biggest beggar award was for? Kinda forgot that was a category last year.

It's basically for whoever begs the most to win an award in this thread. My way of being a smartass and winning another award last year.

 

[kuzy]

All in for Biggest Beggar

 

[RayP]

I don’t have any votes to hand out to anyone...

 

[PELUSO44]

Oldest poster with least amount of posts?

 

[hawksrule]

As has been suggested in the past, person you’d most like to get a beer with and person you’d most like to punch in the face would be the most fun categories.

 

[Blue Liner]

Biggest Contributor - Shaft

Biggest Beggar - Trolls

Biggest Q fan - BWC

Biggest Team Stan Fan - I am Stan and I love myself, so, me.

Most Interesting -

Captain - DHF with the edge on Shaft.

Most Objective - Impala with the edge over Chihawks10 and BK

Most Dedicated - BWC, to making our online lives miserable.

Most Negative - BWC

Funniest - Shaft

Most Stubborn - BWC

Most Positive - BK

Most Statistically Sound (AKA the JD Award) - The namesake

Most Drunken and Disorderly - Fiddy by a mile.

Most Difficult Username - Blears..Bears...B1e9a8r5s.

Avatar of the Year

Best New Poster - Kevin Musto

The RIP (AKA poster who we miss here the most) - Murray, who made a triumphant return

Nicest - Migi

Best Gif Inserter

The Clearly Best GDT Maker

Good Sport of the Year - BWC

Best Hawks Game of 17-18 (pick your favorite game from the past season) - First game against PIT.

 

[ColdSteel2]

Biggest Contributor
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@CallMeShaft

Biggest Beggar

Ambiguous question, I’ll go with what someone else said, the trolls.

Biggest Q fan

@Hawkaholic

Biggest Team Stan Fan

@NofunShogun

Most Interesting

How about none.

Captain

@DisgruntledHawkFan, the man lives on here, does he sleep?

Most Objective

@migi

Most Dedicated

@CallMeShaft, for doing damn near every GDT and not chincing on it either, they were good.

Most Negative

@Blackhawkswincup, apply for a job at a funeral home.

Funniest

A tie, @LordKOTL and @crazyhawk

Most Stubborn

@ChiHawks10

Most Positive

Tough one with this group, @Illinihockey, seems like a different guy from when I was here before, kudos, keep it up with the Health and Fitness talk.

Most Statistically Sound (AKA the JD Award)

@JaegerDice

Most Drunken and Disorderly

@RayP

Most Difficult Username

@bleachers

Avatar of the Year

@Kevin Musto, had to look it up to figure out what it meant, saw a whole lotta shit I never did before but in the end found it is printed on a hoody for some character in a TV show.

Best New Poster

A tie, @migi and @RememberTheRoar, both new to me anyway.

The RIP (AKA poster who we miss here the most)

@Ace Rothstein doesn’t post enough for my taste.

Nicest

@OhCaptainMyCaptain

Best Gif Inserter

@Rooh

The Clearly Best GDT Maker

@CallMeShaft

Good Sport of the Year

@Blackhawkswincup, never seen someone get dumped on so much and keep coming back

Best Hawks Game of 17-18 (pick your favorite game from the past season)

Pittsburgh, Game 1, we peaked too soon.

 

[CallMeShaft]

Biggest Contributor
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@CallMeShaft

Biggest Beggar

Ambiguous question, I’ll go with what someone else said, the trolls.

Biggest Q fan

@Hawkaholic

Biggest Team Stan Fan

@NofunShogun

Most Interesting

How about none.

Captain

@DisgruntledHawkFan, the man lives on here, does he sleep?

Most Objective

@migi

Most Dedicated

@CallMeShaft, for doing damn near every GDT and not chincing on it either, they were good.

Most Negative

@Blackhawkswincup, apply for a job at a funeral home.

Funniest

A tie, @LordKOTL and @crazyhawk

Most Stubborn

@ChiHawks10

Most Positive

Tough one with this group, @Illinihockey, seems like a different guy from when I was here before, kudos, keep it up with the Health and Fitness talk.

Most Statistically Sound (AKA the JD Award)

@JaegerDice

Most Drunken and Disorderly

@RayP

Most Difficult Username

@bleachers

Avatar of the Year

@Kevin Musto, had to look it up to figure out what it meant, saw a whole lotta **** I never did before but in the end found it is printed on a hoody for some character in a TV show.

Best New Poster

A tie, @migi and @RememberTheRoar, both new to me anyway.

The RIP (AKA poster who we miss here the most)

@Ace Rothstein doesn’t post enough for my taste.

Nicest

@OhCaptainMyCaptain

Best Gif Inserter

@Rooh

The Clearly Best GDT Maker

@CallMeShaft

Good Sport of the Year

@Blackhawkswincup, never seen someone get dumped on so much and keep coming back

Best Hawks Game of 17-18 (pick your favorite game from the past season)

Pittsburgh, Game 1, we peaked too soon.

I love you too.

 

[Toews2Bickell]

As has been suggested in the past, person you’d most like to get a beer with and person you’d most like to punch in the face would be the most fun categories.

Would like to get a beer with BWC and see how long he can complain about Stanley.

“So, how do you feel about the Rundblad trade?” *drinks*

 

[hawksrule]

Biggest Contributor - Shaft, chihawks10, BK

Biggest Q fan - hawkaholic

Captain - DHF

Most Objective - DHF

Most Dedicated - NFS

Most Negative - BWC

Most Stubborn - too many to name. people here need to realize that acknowledging mistakes and learning from them is actually a sign of strength, not weakness.

Most Positive - BK

Most Statistically Sound (AKA the JD Award) - JD misuses statistics, which I used to point out to him before getting bored with it, so I object to the spirit of the category.

Most Drunken and Disorderly - Fiddy

Best New Poster - Kevin Musto

The RIP (AKA poster who we miss here the most) - UsernameWasTaken, who still posts on the politics board, but who was a valued contributor here.

Nicest - NFS, shaft, coldsteel

The Clearly Best GDT Maker shaft
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[Kevin Musto]

Avatar of the Year

@Kevin Musto, had to look it up to figure out what it meant, saw a whole lotta **** I never did before but in the end found it is printed on a hoody for some character in a TV show.

Haha. It's from the film, Akira (1988). The main character has it on the back of his jacket.

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

Biggest Contributor: @Dont Toews Me Bro

Biggest Beggar: Stan Bowman. No other reason why he still has his job.

Biggest Q fan:

Biggest Team Stan Fan: Stanny B yet again. Probably the only guy who thinks he should still have his job.

Most Interesting: @Dont Toews Me Bro

Captain: why Toews of course.

Most Objective:

Most Dedicated: Toews again. No one likes the game of hockey more than him.

Most Negative: @Pez68 or @ChiHawks10

Funniest: @RememberTheRoar. He pulled a nice edit troll on me a while back. Was well done and quite humorous.

Most Stubborn:

Most Positive: @Dont Toews Me Bro

Most Statistically Sound (AKA the JD Award):

Most Drunken and Disorderly: whoever locked/merged the Toews appreciation thread

Most Difficult Username: @b1e9a8r5s

Avatar of the Year:

Best New Poster: @Dont Toews Me Bro

The RIP (AKA poster who we miss here the most):

Nicest:

Best Gif Inserter:

The Clearly Best GDT Maker
Good Sport of the Year:

Best Hawks Game of 17-18 (pick your favorite game from the past season):

Opening night against the Pens

***All picks subject to change.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

@ColdSteel2 my whole job is downtime and all I do is work. That and I’m part android.

 

[Rolo]

Hope to get an award next year!

 

[BobbyJet]

Hope to get an award next year!

I hear you. I must be mellowing. No snarky awards for me this time around.