Injury Report: Haydn Fleury

[The Faulker 27]

Confirmed. I heard on the news today there would be a bunch of Fleurys in the triangle today for the funeral. They even closed my kids' school in his honor.

Pour some milk out for him (if you have any).

Yep, stocked up last night for several days of milk sandwiches.

 

[tarheelhockey]

But what if there are then two opinions according to which he's both alive and dead at the same time?

This is only possible if people are describing the player without observing him.

Which sounds about right for HFBoards.

 

[MinJaBen]

This is only possible if people are describing the player without observing him.

Which sounds about right for HFBoards.

HeisenbergFutureBoards

 

[Svechhammer]

I'd say this is probably a good sign

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

 

[Jerkob Slavin]

My doctor told me I needed to lose some weight. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said ok you're ugly too.

My doctor gave me six months to live and handed me the bill. I told him I couldn't afford to pay. He gave me another six months.

 

[Chrispy]

One injury leading to Simpsons, Star Trek, Heisenberg, Dangerfield, and NC snow panic references?

This is HF26.

 

[Lempo]

This is only possible if people are describing the player without observing him.

Which sounds about right for HFBoards.

Hey, it's not the fault of us posters that the players get put into box for the vaguest reasons.

 

[Lempo]

My doctor gave me six months to live and handed me the bill. I told him I couldn't afford to pay. He gave me another six months.

I went to doctor to complain my hearing. Said I can't hear my own fart. He gave me pills.

"Does this make my hearing better?"
"No, but it makes your farts louder."

 

[Chrispy]

I'd say this is probably a good sign

Maybe. Fleury is "on the ice" but Martinook is "skating".

I conclude that either Haydn should try skates or Marty should get off the rollerblades and back on the ice.

 

[MinJaBen]

One injury leading to Simpsons, Star Trek, Heisenberg, Dangerfield, and NC snow panic references?

This is HF26.

Ain't no slouches in this fan base. We only have members with a good 200 gif game and can get post to post with amazing quickness.

 

[To Be Determined]

One injury leading to Simpsons, Star Trek, Heisenberg, Dangerfield, and NC snow panic references?

This is HF26.

i'm not certain about that one

 

[tarheelhockey]

Carolina Hurricanes observed creating a wave



Note the total absence of Hadyn Fleury

Conclusion: Haydn Fleury must be a particle

This is a MAJOR breakthrough for science

 

[Svechhammer]

Carolina Hurricanes observed creating a wave
https://youtu.be/nu6Zn2pMTlE


Note the total absence of Hadyn Fleury

Conclusion: Haydn Fleury must be a particle

This is a MAJOR breakthrough for science

Hayden is Tuvix?

 

[MinJaBen]

Maybe. Fleury is "on the ice" but Martinook is "skating".

I conclude that either Haydn should try skates or Marty should get off the rollerblades and back on the ice.

Update: Initial X-rays show that Haydn Fleury is dead. Player has requested a second opinion.

Well, these don't conflict...

 

[Lempo]

Carolina Hurricanes observed creating a wave
https://youtu.be/nu6Zn2pMTlE


Note the total absence of Hadyn Fleury

Conclusion: Haydn Fleury must be a particle

This is a MAJOR breakthrough for science

What's an icle and what's his other half of?

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

Welp, looks like no call-up. The cap-milking can commence un-abated.

 

[Lempo]

He can't be just part icle, and nothing else. He'd be grif in that case. Or fin.

 

[tarheelhockey]

What's an icle and what's his other half of?

Per the dictionary: “in Latin, this suffix formed from verbs nouns that denoted a place appropriate to the action of the verb“. So the question is whether the appropriate place for Fleury is the ic-icle or a bicycle.

Either solution is possible until we observe his location. But then its impossible to observe his speed, which is no big loss tbh.

 

[Lempo]

Per the dictionary: “in Latin, this suffix formed from verbs nouns that denoted a place appropriate to the action of the verb“. So the question is whether the appropriate place for Fleury is the ic-icle or a bicycle.

Either solution is possible until we observe his location. But then its impossible to observe his speed, which is no big loss tbh.

Yes. Martinook is "skating", he's "on ice".

 

[stevewin]

One injury leading to Simpsons, Star Trek, Heisenberg, Dangerfield, and NC snow panic references?

This is HF26.

 

[NotOpie]

Maybe. Fleury is "on the ice" but Martinook is "skating".

I conclude that either Haydn should try skates or Marty should get off the rollerblades and back on the ice.

Basil Haydn Fleury

 

[SlavinAway]

Basil Haydn Fleury

Yum!

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

Perhaps the power of the mom's kissing his boo boo made him less dead.

 

[NotOpie]

Perhaps the power of the mom's kissing his boo boo made him less dead.