GDT: Half-Assed, Mentally Checked Out, Pre All-Star Game Edition: Blues vs. Ducks, 7PM PST

[bsu]

Jones has a quick first step

 

[dracom]

3 shots on goals in a period. we are so bad

 

[la patineuse]

So lucky. They don’t deserve that.

The second period has to be better, right?

 

[Deuce22]

System failure, continued.

 

[Ducks DVM]

3 shots on goals in a period. we are so bad

2

 

[TheGoodShepard1]

If this team doesn’t finish with a top-8 pick, Gibson should win the Hart for having to carry these lifeless sacks of shit all year

 

[KyleJRM]

This would be 4-1 blues without puck luck and a god-tier goalie

 

[PrototypeX85]

I really don't understand how a team can be this incompetent in all three zones.

Defensive zone: Absolute mess
Neutral zone: Major struggle to get the puck through
Offensive zone: Can't maintain puck possession

Whatever. It's going to suck for now. But in a few years when we have a good roster and better management, we'll be thankful that we have a goaltender that had to stop 20 high quality scoring chances per game at one point. This style of play does nothing for the rest of the team, but it sure is helping Gibson evolve quickly.

 

[Ducks DVM]

So lucky. They don’t deserve that.

The second period has to be better, right?

That depends on whether you voted for team tank or team squeak into the playoffs.

 

[JohnnyDrama]

Completely checked out. They’re somehow getting worse

 

[Pennaduck]

3 shots on goals in a period. we are so bad

I think only one was an actual scoring chance too, which was the goal obviously.

 

[Deuce22]

Fowler always on the ice

Looking around...

 

[ohcomeonref]

This team used to be electric to watch under BB.

 

[Deuce22]

How can Murray watch this s*** and still sleep at night?

 

[la patineuse]

Hampus needs to get his eyes checked. He keeps getting the visiting team’s white sweaters mixed up with open ice. He’s done this all season long.

 

[JohnnyDrama]

Hampus needs to get his eyes checked. He keeps getting the visiting team’s white sweaters mixed up with open ice. He’s done this all season long.

Yea, hasn’t impressed me at all this year. Can’t tell if he’s regressed or the team is just shit

 

[la patineuse]

I really don't understand how a team can be this incompetent in all three zones.

Defensive zone: Absolute mess
Neutral zone: Major struggle to get the puck through
Offensive zone: Can't maintain puck possession

Whatever. It's going to suck for now. But in a few years when we have a good roster and better management, we'll be thankful that we have a goaltender that had to stop 20 high quality scoring chances per game at one point. This style of play does nothing for the rest of the team, but it sure is helping Gibson evolve quickly.

If he doesn’t burn out or get a serious injury first.

 

[Tecumseh]

If he doesn’t burn out or get a serious injury first.

Or doesn’t tire of bailing out these bums and demands a trade to an actual team a la Patrick Roy

 

[dracom]

2

the shot clock said 3... are we so bad that the league is taking away shots from us now?

 

[KelVarnsen]

This is truly hard to watch. BM's blind loyalty to RC is mind numbingly bizzarre. How can anyone who knows anything about hockey watch this team and think things are going well.

This game should be 1-4 if not for Gibby. I feel so sorry for him.

 

[Exit Dose]

How bad was the first? How were the kids?

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

How bad was the first? How were the kids?

Abort/Retry/Fail

 

[Ducks DVM]

Sprong can’t be doing that

 

[Ducks DVM]

the shot clock said 3... are we so bad that the league is taking away shots from us now?

It’s still 2

Lol

 

[Arthuros]

Where the hell was Del Zotto?