GDT: Half-Assed, Mentally Checked Out, Pre All-Star Game Edition: Blues vs. Ducks, 7PM PST

[la patineuse]

What the f Montour?

 

[MMC]

this is the worst 1-0 lead we've ever had

 

[KaseMeOutside]

Pens fans will down play thay goal too

 

[bsu]

Terry nice tip

 

[CrazyDuck4u]

Damn we suck.. We is carrick in again?

 

[DigiDuck]

It's going to be one of those outshot-40-15-but-still-win-3-2 games isn't it?

 

[Ducks DVM]

What

 

[Static]

Hah. Gross.

 

[TheGoodShepard1]

Hi guys, there’s this area called the slot, defend it please.

 

[bsu]

Fowler always on the ice

 

[la patineuse]

They left Gibby out to dry. Again.

 

[ducks8]

So pitiful

 

[Arthuros]

Nice pirouette, Fowler.

 

[Arthuros]

Defecation is Ducks hockey.

 

[la patineuse]

The Blues are very nice for clearing the puck for the Ducks since the Ducks couldn’t do it for themselves.

 

[la patineuse]

Annnndddd another defensive zone turnover.

 

[Arthuros]

Well clearly, the "DZ" in MDZ doesn't stand for "defensive zone".

 

[CrazyDuck4u]

This team is pure garbage.. The GM didn't want to fire the coach, Threw the players under the bus, and not the players dont even give a shit.. Their play on the ice speaks for itself. lol

 

[Ducks DVM]

I feel like we have a large number of players that are trying very hard to get promoted to the San Diego Gulls.

 

[TheGoodShepard1]

Defecation is Ducks hockey.

Parros just suspended himself 5 games for an illegal stick check to the washing machine.

 

[la patineuse]

What’s wrong with the Ducks defense? I thought the coach was a defensive genius?

 

[CrazyDuck4u]

What’s wrong with the Ducks defense? I thought the coach was a defensive genius?

The players have checked out, They are only there to collect a paycheck.. This coach has no idea what hes doings

 

[bsu]

blues are pounding the ducks in more ways than 1.

 

[CrazyDuck4u]

blues are pounding the ducks in more ways than 1.

Giggity!!!!

 

[Pennaduck]

This team just can never get any kind of sustained pressure going in the offensive zone. I don't know what our possession stats are exactly but they've got to be near the worst in the league.

Also, you'd think for a team that spends nearly the entire game playing defense that they'd be a bit better at it by now.