Epic
Does he play center?
Edit: or wing, doesn't matter...
Offensive center with decent size.
Looks like he'll be a great LW
Costello: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me who plays on the Habs.
Abbott: I'm telling you. A winger is the first line center, a first line center is a winger and a third line center is a second line center ...
Costello: Wha ...
Abbott: And a third pairing D is a first pairing D.
Costello: Are they going to put an end to this?
Abbott: They promised changes.
Costello: When are these changes coming in?
Abbott: No one knows. They're too busy trying to finish a condo project.
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Costello: Didn't they sign a local guy yesterday?
Abbott: Yes, Alexandre Alain.
Costello: What position does he play?
Abbott: He plays wing.
Costello: I thought I heard that the Habs had signed a center.
Abbott: He's listed as a winger in the Q, he is playing wing in the Q playoffs but the Habs announced his signing as a center.
Costello: I thought you said they wouldn't do this anymore?
Abbott: I can't tell you more than this, other GMs might be listening in on our conversation ...
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Costello: Well then, who came up with this cockamany strategy?
Abbott: Someone who wanted the team to tank.
Costello: Who might that be?
Abbott: We don't know.
Costello: How don't we know?
Abbott: It's a secret plan.
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Costello: So you're rooting for a secret team?
Abbott: No, they promised greater transparency.
Costello: Well, when are they going to tell you?
Abbott: I don't know, they just fired all of their communications staff.
Costello: Why did they get fired?
Abbott: Nobody knows.
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Costello: So, do you know anything, anything at all?
Abbott: Yes, of course. The Habs org. are a friends and family business.
Costello: How so?
Abbott: The Rockets' GM is the father of a Rockets' assistant coach.
Costello: Oh ...
Abbott: All Habs hockey ops staffers are Bergevin close friends.
Costello: Really?
Abbott: A Habs Q scout is the father of a Rockets player ...
Costello: That doesn't work, you can't mix business with friends and family.
Abbott: Sure you can.
Costello: It's like being surrounded by yes-men!
Abbott: Not if they throw F-Bombs around.
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Costello: So why are you still a fan of this team?
Abbott: Fan experience.
Costello: But they won't tell you anything!
Abbott: You don't get it.
Costello: What don't I get?!
Abbott: You don't have the right attitude.
Costello: What attitude is that?
Abbott: It all starts with better food.
Costello: So you're hanging in because of better food?
Abbott: I don't know, haven't tasted it yet.