Like it or not, that is exactly what they are. Not willing or able to win battles in the corner. Not willing or able to win battles along the board. Only score if they can generate the first pass and score off of the rush.
I mean I agree that they can use a gritty player or two, but the way you describe them, a neutral observer would think we are a junior team filled with twigs. We have players that protect the puck, win board battles, and take hits to make plays. The problem is these players aren't evenly balanced.
There's an all finesse line in Brassard's, there's an all forechecking and no skill line in Hayes' line, there's a great in their own zone but useless offensively line in the 4th line, and there's a good not great line with Kreider-Stepan-MSL.
Miller is good on the forecheck but is scratched every other game for a useless pylon in Tanner Glass because of AV's ridiculous crucifixion complex. Fast forechecks hard and plays hard in all three zones, but he got taken away from where he was really effective on the 4th line. Nothing develops between any players because AV keeps changing the lines with reckless abandon. Remember Miller-Moore-Fast? They were great on the forecheck and top notch in their own zone, and then AV brought Glass back and we never saw that line again.