Gritty Accused of Punching 13 Year Old (UPD: No Criminal Charges to be Pursued)

BrianE

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Dec 29, 2014
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Too much time spent with the 75 Flyers will do that to you, Clarke, Schultz, Holmgren, Linseman just to name a few.
 

Bounces R Way

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Nov 18, 2013
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I can arrange that you get a gritty, right hook to the jaw on video, for money.

It's a rare post indeed that can simultaneously arouse such confusion and confuse such arousal.

I'd be kicking myself down the road if I passed up the opportunity to be in a Chimp directed snuff film, so f*** it. Let's get weird.
 
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Sean Garrity

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I’d bet the 13 year old brags about this to all of his friends at school. I know I certainly would have when I was 13 and would’ve been embarrassed by my dads behavior. Different times man...
 

93LEAFS

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Nov 7, 2009
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Please tell me this is going to end in an ECW style no-holds barred match at Cheesesteak corner between the dad and Gritty in a loser leaves town match (Obviously Gritty is going to win).

Philly sports fan history is truly astonishing.
 
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KirkAlbuquerque

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Mar 12, 2014
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Boy. I’m surprised the police tracked him down so quickly. You’d think a guy dressed as Gritty would be tough to pick out in a crowd.
Police to the kid: ‘Did you notice any identifying characteristics like say a mole or a tattoo?’
i can only imagine how gross Gritty's moles must be
 

Oddbob

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Not a fan of Gritty, but this seems tied to the dad and his kid not liking the photo they got! I also legit doubt that a paid team mascot took a big run at a kid!
 

thadd

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Jun 9, 2007
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Says the fan with the ugliest one in the entire league

I didn't even know we had a mascot till this season. I'm one of those weirdos that would rather pay attention to a hockey game than take selfies of a weirdo furry that walks around distracting a stadium full of people instead of letting them just enjoy the damn game.

Burn all the furries!
 

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