MacWinnon
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**GIFS WANTED**
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - General Guenin
Some point using a finger. He points with the whole hand.
A compass points due north, a weather vane the direction of the wind, Ilya Kovalchuk smugly points towards a foolish Sidney Crosby after a PPG...but only one man can point so emphatically that he not only steals our hearts, invigorates our imagination, and unites a hockey nation. That man is General Guenin. Unlike unworthy leaders like General Zod, who requires you to kneel before him, General Guenin requires only one thing. Obedience. Obey when he points and though shalt find glory...and victory...or a goal against, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
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Only a 3 stars General, not quite Guenin grade.
I love that the General nickname is catching on. There isn't much I can take credit for but I proudly take credit for this one.
This is the official thread that recognizes Nate Guenin for the parity he allows in the NHL by gift wrapping goals for the other team on a consistent basis. Great job, General Guenin.
He's so polarizing that even hockey legend and future HOF Jarome Iginla is taking after him.
Scouting report on The General:
Gordie Howe, Pure and Natural hatricks all have one thing in common....they aren't close to the amount of impressiveness a "General" hatrick of pointing so unequivocally at an opposing forward. Hopefully, (for their sake) another, lesser defenseman will follow the General's orders so the opposing player will not have to unfairly contend against impenetrable defensive barrier that is Nathaniel Lawrence Guenin. We are truly a blessed fan base that allows us to live vicariously through the General's life as the most important man on Earth and the ultimate expeditor of life.
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The General Hatrick
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