COLORADO AVALANCHE
vs.
DALLAS STARS
but first
A NICE AFTERNOON NAP
TIME: 7pm MST...if everyone is awake
PLACE: Pepsi Center, Denver, CO
PREVIEW:
The Colorado Avalanchezzzzz...wh-what? Oh, sorry. *ahem* The Colorado Avalanche head home after sweeping their recent three-game road trip to face off against the Dallas Stars. Both teams will be *yaaaaawwwwnnnn*...excuse me...playing the second of back-to-backs.
AVALANCHE LINEUP (subject to change)
Landeskog - MacKinnon - Rantanen
Jost - Kerfoot - Wilson
Calvert - Soderberg - Dries
Nieto - Kamenev - SLAYER OF PENALTIES
Girard - Johnson
Cole - Barrie
Zadorov - Nemeth
Varlamov
STARS LINEUP (also subject to change)
Benn - Seguin - Radulov
The Roop - Spezza - Shore
Nichushkin - Faksa - Pitlick
Janmark - Dickinson - Lake Como
Lindell - Heiskanen
Bayreuther - Polak
Hanley - Fedun (Who and who....???)
Khudobin (they're not gonna start Bow, are they?)
KEYS TO THE GAME
Stay awake
Kill All Penalties. KILL THEM ALL!!!!
Make sure Lil' Sammy gets plenty of sleep...after the game. I hear singing helps.