GDT: GAME ONE of 2019: Slumps vs. Sharks

[Pokecheque]

Definition of slump from Wikipedia:

A slump is a form of mass wasting that occurs when a coherent mass of loosely consolidated materials or rock layers moves a short distance down a slope.[1] Movement is characterized by sliding along a concave-upward or planar surface.

Causes of slumping include earthquake shocks, thorough wetting, freezing and thawing, undercutting, loading of a slope, and the mere presence of Gabriel Bourque.

COLORADO SLUMPS

VERSUS

SAN JOSE SHARKS

TIME:
Whatever

PLACE:
That Cola No One Buys Center,
Denver, CO

KEYS TO THE GAME:

• Start the game on time
• End the game on time
• No, really, END THE f***ING GAME IN REGULATION
• Trade Tyson Jost for Erik Karlsson during intermission

LINEUPS

on hold until further notice...

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[UncleRisto]

That Cola No One Buys Center

European market Pepsi Zero Sugar is the best cola drink, come at me.

 

[Murzu]

Pepsi is good.

Coca Cola Zero is the one I prefer tho.

 

[BaconNater]

Change the name to the Mountain Dew Center

Also, win the game.

 

[RoyIsALegend]

4-1 loss.

 

[Murzu]

Lets win this and convince Karlsson that Avs are the team to sign with next summer.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

4-1 loss.

Pavelski 2 (1 PPG), Burns 1 PPG, Couture ENG

Rantanen 1 PPG mid 3rd

Sound about right?

 

[The Kingslayer]

Pavelski 2 (1 PPG), Burns 1 PPG, Couture ENG

Rantanen 1 PPG mid 3rd

Sound about right?

Pretty close but I have

5-0

Pavelski, Couture, Karlsson, Hertl and Donskoi scoring. Two of the goals will for sure be PP goals.

 

[AvsFanInMichigan]

Avs win 5-2. 2-2 going into the 3rd. 1st line goes off goals by Mack , Rantanen , and Landy all in the 3rd.

 

[Raucherhusten]

OTL because we need the Sharks to catch the S ... wait, that can't be right. Or can it?!?

 

[The Kingslayer]

When I place a pro line bet I normally stay away from playing the Avs game. Tonight is to easy. Sharks for the win.

 

[dahrougem2]

Easy, easy W for the Sharks tonight, especially after that loss to the Flames. 5-2 SJ, Pavelski with 2 PPG's.

 

[Foppa Frossa]

Varly is hurt, Frankie will be riding the pine tonight. I kinda want to see him get a start next game.

 

[Balthazar]

Varly is hurt, Frankie will be riding the pine tonight. I kinda want to see him get a start next game.

Call me crazy but since Grubauer is our future starter, I kind of want to watch him handle starter duties while Varly is hurt. Give him all the starts.

 

[Foppa Frossa]

Call me crazy

You're crazy

 

[AvsFan29]

The Avs can't lose forever, can they?

 

[henchman21]

The Avs can't lose forever, can they?

<- Looks back to 16-17 standings

Yeah they pretty much can.

 

[Foppa Frossa]

Go Aves, beat the Sharkes! Also, go Canuckes!

 

[Pokecheque]

Oh and as for best cola drink ever...

OK Soda - Wikipedia

 

[UncleRisto]

Oh and as for best cola drink ever...

OK Soda - Wikipedia

"Beverage".

 

[Pokecheque]

Change the name to the Mountain Dew Center

Also, win the game.

They'd have to take down the ski sculpture in the front atrium there and replace it with a guy snowboarding over a flying bull with a bazooka strapped to his back*. I'd be down with that.

*The boarder's back, not the bull's. **
**on second thought put the bazooka on the bull.

 

[CobraAcesS]

Oh and as for best cola drink ever...

OK Soda - Wikipedia

Or

and it is not close

 

[Pokecheque]

I knew someone was gonna do Royal Crown.

 

[JLo217]

After moving to Santa Cruz i've been to a good number of Sharks games this year. Hate to say it they've been getting better and better and the Avs have been getting worst. Hope the Avs prove me wrong but it's going to be a tough game and can't see them winning it.

 

[AvsFan29]

<- Looks back to 16-17 standings

Yeah they pretty much can.

I blacked out every game that year. Don't remember haha